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*laughter*

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Okay. Yeah. Okay.

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Maybe we're just gonna be rolling.

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Hello.

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It's entrepreneurial, it's inclusive and collaborative, and it's really open and transparent.

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KPMG proactively focuses on engaging the whole employee population on the inclusion and diversity team.

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How's it going guys?

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This isn't about senior leaders standing on stage or making calls and talking about why it's important.

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It's about making sure that everybody within the organization has a voice.

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Great organ.

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A fantastic organization.

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Sublime.

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Just looking around, it seems like people are here to make a difference.

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Connor O'Donnell. Sublime.

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And I think what is interesting is that you see it throughout the level, so you see it as an executive...

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Great name, Connor.

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Exactly.

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Which I think is a great thing.

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Look, look at this. It's a great place to work. KPMG.

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One of my old... old haunts.

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Great place.

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Fuck a great place.

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It's fantastic.

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I cannot sing the praises of KPMG enough.

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They looked after me.

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And I looked after them.

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Three long, hard years at the coal face.

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I never seen a lump of coal in my life.

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But I was there.

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I was there during the fucking...

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When 2008, the boom time ended.

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Boom time.

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time

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almost six o'clock. Tyson I know that guy Tyson I know Tyson the associate director of the deal

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advisory fucking hell sorry guys about the language guys Tyson my old friend Tice that is unbelievable

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cannot believe that

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from a cafe as long as I'm contributing to the team and getting the output that he's expecting then

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it's uh it's it's really supportive there's so many different employee network groups at KPMG

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as you can imagine because it's a very diverse organization and great organization story for me

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and learning about all of those different groups was an amazing organization um in which a male

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it's almost six o'clock captain cabinets thank you and ask about test driving the new Mercedes

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thank you very much captain cabinets have you thought about starting a pension fund yet captain

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if not get on down to bargain town aka my gaff later on I'll show you around doggy it's almost six o'clock

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and learning facilities that KPMG offers you in your initial days are amazing amazing you're the learning

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he's not lying that I have been through so far have made me step up in my role and obviously get up to

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speed and that's Ahmed Ahmed.ie what excites you most what excites you most about life at KPMG

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KPMG isn't scared to try new things so that allows us to really be at the forefront of some of those new

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technologies and really provides a lot of our clients yeah into what does work and also what doesn't work

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exciting things of joining KPMG is the international exposure you get and the various industries that you

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can be exposed to and various facets of verticals of clients you can be working on that's quite exciting

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in terms of looking to the future the exciting thing about working at KPMG is you have the opportunity

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to participate in that to be at the forefront of new technologies looking at the the changes that have

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been driven through through through markets and to really focus on that and trying to help clients navigate through it.

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Big time big time took the words couldn't have said it better myself

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that they give you is second to none and I don't just mean that from a materials and lessons and things that you can get

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but I also mean that from the people that you'll be surrounded by and that you can therefore learn from.

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Great! KPMG is a fantastic place to work if you grow as an individual learn new skills and work with the most talented people within the city. Yeah! You really get the chance to work on various projects that push you out of your comfort zone. Fantastic!

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KPMG is a great place to work on the world. I'm sorry!

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KPMG is a great place to work on the world. I'm sorry!

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KPMG is a great place to work on the world. I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

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KPMG is a great place to work on the world. I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

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KPMG is a great place to work on the world. I'm sorry!

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KPMG is a great place to work on the world. I'm sorry!

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KPMG is a great place to work on the world. I'm sorry!

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KPMG is a great place to work on the world. I'm sorry!

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KPMG is a great place to work on the world. I'm sorry!

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KPMG is a great place to work on the world. I'm sorry!

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KPMG is a great place to work on the world. I'm sorry!

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Great company.

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Tyson, thanks so much.

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Really happy to see you're doing well there, Tice.

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It's been a while.

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As Stained said, it has been a while.

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Since I could say I wasn't addicted.

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I'll tell you something.

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The only thing I'm addicted to right now, aside from San Pellegrino, and intravenous injections of the goose cloud, is this.

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It's almost six-clock.

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The Neuburg, the Nordschleife.

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Nordschleife.

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Now, why can I not hear that?

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Elgato.

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Elgato.

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Elgato.

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Elgato.

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Monitor.

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Off.

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Monitor and output.

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Done.

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Done.

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Done.

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Done.

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Thank you very much, Tyson and Captain Cabinets.

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It's almost six o'clock.

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None other.

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Time to get down to your local Mercedes dealer.

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And ask about test.

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None other than the corporate cabal.

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Big shout out to the corporate cabal.

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Jimmy Jesus.

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And everybody out there at Seacastle.

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Let's go for silver.

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It's Silver Bus.

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Dermot Conley Motor Group.

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Andrew.

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Tyson the Dyson was an awful man for the Bronson, says Andrew.

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Museum Ghost.

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Any tour de France?

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I'm afraid not.

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It's been Wimbledon.

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Wimbledon.

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Wimbledon.

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All day.

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Every day.

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Since yesterday.

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I'm afraid there's no tour.

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We're going to hit the tour this.

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Maybe tomorrow.

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Definitely next week.

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Thing about the tour is.

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It's.

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I wouldn't say it's a body blow.

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It's definitely not a fucking skag buzz.

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It's more of an all-encompassing goose cloud.

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Goose cloud.

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Goose cloud.

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Goose cloud.

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Of a cycle race.

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It's almost six o'clock.

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Sam Wood said it's boring.

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I don't know about that, Sam.

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It's almost six o'clock.

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Time to get down to your local Mercedes dealer.

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Someone asking where the, where the Wilsons are.

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You mean the Williams?

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The special Connor Williams socks?

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I wouldn't know about that.

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Well, I do know.

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I fucking lost them.

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They're in the wash.

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Welcome to the stream, everyone.

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I'm Connor Williams.

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Lord of the dance.

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Former Mercedes salesman of the year.

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KPMG conglomerate.

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Dick swinger.

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An absolute all-round cabalist.

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It's almost six o'clock.

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I've been practicing cabala as well with Madonna and Guy Ritchie.

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Even though they broke up, they still get, they still get enough time in their day to squeeze in 10 minutes of cabal.

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Nathan Havko.

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Thank you very much, Nathan Havko.

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Apologies, Nathan.

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Apologies.

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Apologies.

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I missed your donation, Nathan.

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Nathan's donation.

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That is...

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Let's get going anyway.

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It's almost six o'clock.

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Close light year.

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Some man, says Tim.

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Your core competencies drive big bang for the buck.

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Keep thriving in the corporate ecosystem, says Nathan.

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I will do.

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With your help.

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Time to get down to your local Mercedes dealer.

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And Tim.

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And Tim.

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Who could forget the Timster.

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Tim diddly iddles.

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Mr. Timmels.

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Timmel fix it.

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Are we on auto?

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I think we're on auto.

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Fuck it.

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Who cares?

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We might be able to do Sylve without the aid of shitty breaks.

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Key.

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Tv1.

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Tv1.

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What does that mean?

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What does that mean?

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Any yikes?

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I don't know what that means, man.

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But thank you very much.

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Your core competencies.

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I like that.

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We might actually get you in the front door.

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A Capus MSG.

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Look.

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Let's just.

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I'm a little bit.

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A little bit excited there.

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Just need to get a bit of potass.

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Into the bloodstream.

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Thank you very much, Nathan, Tim and Key.

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Ty Grearden.

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Yeah.

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I'm only accepting Hobbs coin at the moment.

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Oh.

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Still in a bit of a Hobbs cloud.

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From Dermot Desmonds.

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I'm not going on about that again all day, but.

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It was a fucking heavy one.

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Heavy day at the office.

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I'm going to be double pedaling as well.

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Double pedal, Greeno.

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Don't get.

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Don't get sick.

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Make sure you've got a sick bag with you.

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Because this is going to get bumpy.

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Buckle up your safety belt.

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Lovely stuff.

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We never get in this early, do we?

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This is going to be a good one, guys.

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I can feel it in my waters.

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John waters.

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Every time.

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I do a crystal swing.

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Around that corner.

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I can feel my waters begin to burn.

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It's not.

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It's not.

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It's not.

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It's definitely not Candida.

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It's just pure.

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It's the pure tingle of excitement.

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As you hit the Schweiden cruise.

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Right up the back of the arse of a lime green dick class.

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His bridge stones are worn.

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His driving technique.

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Navincial.

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Navishal.

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Under the Yokohama overpass I go.

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Into the green hell.

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Jackie Stewart's.

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Worst track.

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Into the Froog's runner.

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Why am I fucking shifting gears?

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Don't need to do it.

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Crystal shift.

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Mama swing.

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Taught me how to do.

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Taught me all I know.

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Or.

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About.

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Switching gears.

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And she also told me how to fucking swing hard.

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Was on the Falling Circle again last night.

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She was crying.

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Balling.

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About Derek.

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Has gone off the rails completely.

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Since the guards brought him back home.

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Oh shit.

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Shit.

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Shit.

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Shit.

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The guards came back.

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And he was caught fucking teaching how to give people.

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Teaching people how to hucklebook.

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In car parks.

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After hours.

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Without a license.

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He's really fucking lost the plot man.

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Do you know?

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Ah for fuck's sake.

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It's almost six o'clock.

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We won't get up in arms about it guys.

270
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We won't get up in arms about it.

271
00:14:07,940 --> 00:14:10,700
It's almost six o'clock guys.

272
00:14:10,700 --> 00:14:12,480
I'll call you your local Mercedes dealer.

273
00:14:12,840 --> 00:14:14,920
And ask about test driving the new Mercedes.

274
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Welcome back everybody.

275
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It's almost six o'clock.

276
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Thank you very much Unilever.

277
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Thank you very much.

278
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Welcome back everybody to Wimbledon Highlights here.

279
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I'm Rene Conner Williams on Network 2.

280
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We're in the first set here with Nishikori versus Roger Federer, the K-Fed.

281
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Federal Express, FedEx, K-Swiss.

282
00:14:41,160 --> 00:14:42,700
Lovely stuff from Federer.

283
00:14:45,880 --> 00:14:51,980
I actually owned a pair of K-Swiss from the mid to late noughties, but wouldn't be seen dead wearing them now.

284
00:14:51,980 --> 00:14:56,920
Because I'd be put on trial for crimes against fashion in Nuremberg.

285
00:14:57,440 --> 00:14:59,820
Federer just doing what he does best.

286
00:15:02,620 --> 00:15:05,140
Just getting back to the K-Swiss trials there.

287
00:15:05,460 --> 00:15:10,380
Nuremberg, I would probably bite into a cyanide capsule before I was hung.

288
00:15:10,880 --> 00:15:12,180
Beautiful stuff there.

289
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Before I was hung.

290
00:15:18,420 --> 00:15:25,520
Saving myself the indignity of my body, my lifeless body being photographed hanging from a rope.

291
00:15:25,620 --> 00:15:26,640
Well done, Nishikori.

292
00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:28,980
Nishikori, I beg your pardon.

293
00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:31,200
The Japanese ball spinner.

294
00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:33,720
The Japanamaniac.

295
00:15:34,980 --> 00:15:36,280
The J-Bomb.

296
00:15:37,100 --> 00:15:37,900
Swiss serve.

297
00:15:38,140 --> 00:15:38,820
Tokyo drift.

298
00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:40,000
Geneva Convention.

299
00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:41,020
Yoshimitsu.

300
00:15:41,340 --> 00:15:41,940
Matterhorn.

301
00:15:42,540 --> 00:15:43,020
Fuji.

302
00:15:43,980 --> 00:15:44,780
Mighty Iger.

303
00:15:45,040 --> 00:15:45,500
Wailing.

304
00:15:45,840 --> 00:15:46,660
Cuckoo clock.

305
00:15:47,560 --> 00:15:48,140
Get in.

306
00:15:49,140 --> 00:15:49,800
Got a rally.

307
00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:53,460
Fedball's making a real monkey of his opponent here.

308
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:55,640
On Network 2.

309
00:15:56,300 --> 00:15:57,180
Second set, Fed.

310
00:15:57,540 --> 00:15:59,240
Fedball's taking it to the top.

311
00:15:59,340 --> 00:15:59,960
No prisoners.

312
00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:00,920
No survivors.

313
00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:02,320
Everyone's being executed.

314
00:16:02,860 --> 00:16:04,280
Will he turn the gun on himself?

315
00:16:04,660 --> 00:16:06,620
Will he find a way out of the building unscathed?

316
00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:08,300
Nishikori asking questions.

317
00:16:08,540 --> 00:16:10,240
Questions like, can you hit this ball back to me?

318
00:16:11,020 --> 00:16:11,960
And yes, he can.

319
00:16:12,820 --> 00:16:14,580
Federer's got all the answers to the questions.

320
00:16:14,980 --> 00:16:15,940
He's passed the test.

321
00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:16,960
He's got an A.

322
00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:19,460
And he's going to his first choice of university.

323
00:16:19,740 --> 00:16:21,600
On the CAO farm on Network 2.

324
00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:22,660
Blast back.

325
00:16:23,640 --> 00:16:24,140
Once.

326
00:16:24,820 --> 00:16:25,260
Twice.

327
00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:27,320
Three times you're out of one.

328
00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:29,540
Your father too, Nishikori.

329
00:16:31,180 --> 00:16:33,840
Fist pump deluxe from the Japanese bat boy himself.

330
00:16:34,940 --> 00:16:36,640
The land of rising sun is after you.

331
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:39,100
K-Fed has got the smash court boxer.

332
00:16:39,560 --> 00:16:41,160
What's he got in the pantry today?

333
00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:44,540
A big fucking huge block of Swiss cheese.

334
00:16:45,020 --> 00:16:46,020
Holes in it and everything.

335
00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:48,480
Say what you want about the Fed bomb.

336
00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:50,500
20 grand slams.

337
00:16:50,940 --> 00:16:52,540
He doesn't give a shit about you.

338
00:16:53,140 --> 00:16:55,160
Or any of your people or your family.

339
00:16:55,420 --> 00:16:55,940
Or anything.

340
00:16:57,040 --> 00:16:57,560
Oh!

341
00:16:58,700 --> 00:17:00,160
Good God!

342
00:17:01,340 --> 00:17:01,940
Nishikori.

343
00:17:02,580 --> 00:17:03,960
Nishikori, I apologize.

344
00:17:04,680 --> 00:17:08,080
Caught out rapid by the Federal Bureau of Investigation.

345
00:17:08,520 --> 00:17:10,780
On suspicion of hate crimes.

346
00:17:11,360 --> 00:17:12,380
Against tennis.

347
00:17:13,540 --> 00:17:14,600
And drug trafficking.

348
00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:16,340
And terrorism.

349
00:17:16,340 --> 00:17:18,540
Tennisism.

350
00:17:18,940 --> 00:17:19,960
Game center match.

351
00:17:20,520 --> 00:17:21,540
Stick the cuffs on him.

352
00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:23,420
Pair of oven gloves and orange jumpsuit.

353
00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:24,680
He's off to Guantanamo.

354
00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:28,300
On Network 2.

355
00:17:29,160 --> 00:17:30,800
It's almost six o'clock.

356
00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:32,980
Thanks very much there, Connor Williams.

357
00:17:33,980 --> 00:17:36,500
For a great bit of commentario.

358
00:17:37,500 --> 00:17:38,740
The Wimbledocksters.

359
00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:41,920
Great days.

360
00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:45,400
Welcome back to the stream, everybody.

361
00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:45,420
Welcome back to the stream, everybody.

362
00:17:45,420 --> 00:17:45,420
Welcome back to the stream, everybody.

363
00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:46,840
With me, Connor Williams.

364
00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:48,240
This is Drive Time.

365
00:17:48,320 --> 00:17:49,880
Taking you into the Drive Time hours.

366
00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:51,660
That beautiful part of the day.

367
00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:53,640
Where you just get out of work.

368
00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:55,080
Hit the M50.

369
00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:57,180
And just drive the pain away.

370
00:17:57,720 --> 00:17:58,940
It's almost six o'clock.

371
00:17:58,940 --> 00:17:58,960
It's almost six o'clock.

372
00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:03,240
A lot of exciting things coming up this week.

373
00:18:03,780 --> 00:18:17,300
If you were here yesterday, you would have seen the first concept covers of Ivan Yates' up-and-coming cookbook, Yates on Plates, which is meals from the hard shoulder.

374
00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:22,100
Hard-hitting litany of tasty treats.

375
00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:32,060
Desserts, pizzas, kafifis, Basaltine, Asian, lovely, great Asian plates.

376
00:18:33,020 --> 00:18:41,820
And his own special, unique, soft-boiled Yates egg, which he's going to teach you how to do in there.

377
00:18:42,100 --> 00:18:44,520
Not going to give any hints away myself.

378
00:18:44,660 --> 00:18:48,820
But, I mean, let's just wait and see how it gets on.

379
00:18:48,940 --> 00:18:53,460
Once it hits the shelves, it's going to be an absolute screamer.

380
00:18:54,720 --> 00:18:55,480
Donal Skihan.

381
00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:56,660
Jamie Oliver.

382
00:18:58,500 --> 00:18:59,280
Guy Ritchie.

383
00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:01,460
Sorry, not Guy Ritchie.

384
00:19:01,500 --> 00:19:02,120
What's the other guy?

385
00:19:02,380 --> 00:19:02,900
Hell's Kitchen.

386
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:09,500
Hell's Kitchen, guys.

387
00:19:12,700 --> 00:19:13,760
Hell's Kitchen, guys.

388
00:19:14,180 --> 00:19:15,000
Gordon Ramsay.

389
00:19:16,320 --> 00:19:18,580
None other than Gordon Ramsay.

390
00:19:19,460 --> 00:19:20,840
It's almost six o'clock.

391
00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:23,560
It's almost six o'clock.

392
00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:30,360
It's almost six o'clock.

393
00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:33,120
It's almost six o'clock.

394
00:19:33,460 --> 00:19:38,480
Time to get down to your local Mercedes dealer and ask about test driving new Mercedes.

395
00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:47,480
Goose, Pellegrino, Goose, Zurich, Mercedes.

396
00:19:47,480 --> 00:20:16,720
Have you got a pension yet? Sandyford. Have you got a fucking plan? Watch your daughter. Do your plan. Booter's town. Where are you working now? Seapoint. Do you have a job, Joe? Blackrock. Where are you working now, Joe? For C-days. Please tell me you're working, Joe. One, two, one. Please tell me you're working. Workage. Gotta keep the money coming in. Second holiday hour. Just got six o'clock. You stock. Body in the boot. Body in the boot. Today FM.

397
00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:26,680
Mount. Mount. Mount. Range Rover. Mount. Mount. Mount. Mount. Surich. Mount. It's about six o'clock.

398
00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:46,480
Great stuff there, Ivan Yates. Brought to you. Drive Time is brought to you by Ivan Yates, Eddie Hobbs coin, the new cryptocurrency which is going to be released next Tuesday weeknight at the Hibernian Club. Stephen's green. You're all invited, but you're not.

399
00:20:46,480 --> 00:21:02,300
Oh, it's a members only swank house. I've got secret guest passes to give away. It's all coming up. It's all on the plate.

400
00:21:05,300 --> 00:21:24,280
Ivan Yates is going to be doing the Yatering. Finger food. Eddie Hobgoblin. Midnight Seance. You name it. We're doing it. Bitcoin, your time is up. Hobbs is in town.

401
00:21:26,060 --> 00:21:33,220
And he's going to be chauffeur driven in a Mercedes coupe. Much like the one I'm overtaking right now. Do you know who I am?

402
00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:39,540
As we hit the Quiddlebacker. Oh.

403
00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:42,400
Not at an alarming speed.

404
00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:45,100
Not at a fucking frightened one either.

405
00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:47,740
The Flugplatz doesn't know what's hit it.

406
00:21:51,060 --> 00:21:52,780
Go hard or go home.

407
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:01,720
Big shout out to Mercedes for the racing slips I'm wearing today.

408
00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:06,320
A blend of sheepskin.

409
00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:08,480
Panther sack.

410
00:22:10,380 --> 00:22:10,840
Oh.

411
00:22:11,260 --> 00:22:12,220
And puppy fluff.

412
00:22:14,060 --> 00:22:15,520
Synergize together.

413
00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:16,520
To create.

414
00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:18,880
An absolutely unique.

415
00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:20,260
Foot.

416
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:21,840
Experience.

417
00:22:22,100 --> 00:22:22,700
On the pedal.

418
00:22:26,340 --> 00:22:29,080
The soul is lined from pure Panther sack.

419
00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:34,620
Which creates a lovely bit of grippage on the pedal.

420
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:37,900
You won't know about until you've worn them.

421
00:22:39,300 --> 00:22:40,360
And then once you've worn them.

422
00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:41,580
There's no going back.

423
00:22:42,440 --> 00:22:43,520
Nick Kyrgios.

424
00:22:44,500 --> 00:22:47,400
The Aussie Greek tennis player with a bad attitude.

425
00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:52,320
Donated a pair of creamy Lacoste's for my feet.

426
00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:58,960
At Serena Williams Airbnb Goose Cloud gaffed the last night.

427
00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:01,620
And I wore them on Monday or Tuesday.

428
00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:05,240
Didn't really see any rewards from them to be honest.

429
00:23:05,380 --> 00:23:05,600
So.

430
00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:08,660
I'm not going to send them back to Kyrgios.

431
00:23:09,240 --> 00:23:12,260
I will keep them.

432
00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:13,280
Maybe sell them on eBay.

433
00:23:21,020 --> 00:23:23,540
The great thing about the Lacoste actually.

434
00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:25,340
Is that they are water tight.

435
00:23:26,420 --> 00:23:28,640
And with a removable insole as well.

436
00:23:30,700 --> 00:23:31,180
So.

437
00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:35,720
If you wanted to drink Goose from a Lacoste shoe.

438
00:23:35,820 --> 00:23:36,240
You could.

439
00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:40,360
Without experiencing any of the drippage that you would incur.

440
00:23:41,260 --> 00:23:43,540
On a cheaper brand.

441
00:23:46,340 --> 00:23:47,520
Although I mean if you.

442
00:23:47,620 --> 00:23:47,880
That's.

443
00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:51,180
If you're wearing Echoes or Gore-Tex.

444
00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:51,500
Then.

445
00:23:52,500 --> 00:23:53,840
Discount what I'm saying.

446
00:23:55,260 --> 00:23:56,400
But yeah.

447
00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:59,220
I think they will fetch a pretty penny on eBay.

448
00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:01,620
If not there.

449
00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:04,220
Then adverts.ie.

450
00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:06,440
If not there.

451
00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:08,440
Then done deal.

452
00:24:10,120 --> 00:24:10,720
SLK.

453
00:24:12,060 --> 00:24:12,900
This guy.

454
00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:15,240
Trying to arse me into fucking last Wednesday.

455
00:24:16,360 --> 00:24:17,940
Get the hell out of my way.

456
00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:19,300
Do you know who I am?

457
00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:21,340
It's almost 6 o'clock.

458
00:24:21,340 --> 00:24:22,560
Senior sales executive.

459
00:24:22,700 --> 00:24:23,580
Mercedes Ireland.

460
00:24:24,900 --> 00:24:25,160
Partner.

461
00:24:25,300 --> 00:24:25,820
KB and Siba.

462
00:24:25,940 --> 00:24:26,360
H23.

463
00:24:26,360 --> 00:24:30,460
Media buyer.

464
00:24:33,860 --> 00:24:35,380
And crisis guru.

465
00:24:36,140 --> 00:24:39,340
Actually running my own crisis management agency at the moment.

466
00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:46,360
And with our place absolutely full.

467
00:24:46,540 --> 00:24:46,900
Fuck.

468
00:24:46,980 --> 00:24:47,540
There's the guards.

469
00:24:50,120 --> 00:24:50,960
The guards.

470
00:24:51,300 --> 00:24:52,020
Watch out man.

471
00:24:55,020 --> 00:24:56,500
I keep on hearing sirens.

472
00:24:56,700 --> 00:24:57,580
And I get a bit worried.

473
00:24:57,760 --> 00:24:59,020
I know it's just paranoia you know.

474
00:24:59,620 --> 00:25:01,540
The psychiatrist said I gotta let that go.

475
00:25:03,740 --> 00:25:05,680
We went through the questioning procedure.

476
00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:06,680
Two days.

477
00:25:06,780 --> 00:25:07,400
Court order.

478
00:25:07,900 --> 00:25:08,940
Extra 12 hours.

479
00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:09,760
In custody.

480
00:25:10,420 --> 00:25:11,480
They still found nothing.

481
00:25:11,900 --> 00:25:14,920
But I still get very very very shocked.

482
00:25:15,320 --> 00:25:15,840
Worried.

483
00:25:16,500 --> 00:25:17,240
And anxiety.

484
00:25:18,140 --> 00:25:19,860
Really grabs me by the neck.

485
00:25:19,980 --> 00:25:20,720
And throttles me.

486
00:25:21,260 --> 00:25:22,280
Whenever I think.

487
00:25:22,780 --> 00:25:23,980
Or hear the siren.

488
00:25:24,860 --> 00:25:27,160
But the psychiatrist has told me as well.

489
00:25:27,260 --> 00:25:29,060
That this is just all irrational you know.

490
00:25:29,140 --> 00:25:30,680
And your greatest fears.

491
00:25:31,700 --> 00:25:33,060
I keep on replaying.

492
00:25:33,260 --> 00:25:34,820
Bad moments in my past.

493
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:36,740
And putting myself down.

494
00:25:37,360 --> 00:25:38,500
And that's not good you know.

495
00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:40,140
I used to be so powerful.

496
00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:43,120
I used to crush everything in front of me.

497
00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:45,680
And that's why I did so well.

498
00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:47,420
I have an extensive.

499
00:25:47,900 --> 00:25:48,920
Impressive CV.

500
00:25:49,700 --> 00:25:50,840
Longer than your arm.

501
00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:54,700
I actually had to go and buy a fucking toilet roll spool.

502
00:25:54,700 --> 00:25:57,660
In order to wrap around all the CV pages.

503
00:25:58,200 --> 00:25:59,720
Whenever I go to a new job now.

504
00:25:59,780 --> 00:26:01,020
I just whip the spool out.

505
00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:01,980
And say.

506
00:26:02,280 --> 00:26:03,120
Take a ply.

507
00:26:03,620 --> 00:26:05,440
And if there's another person interviewing me.

508
00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:06,000
I go.

509
00:26:06,060 --> 00:26:07,000
Why don't you have a ply?

510
00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:08,560
And then if there's another one.

511
00:26:08,900 --> 00:26:10,520
There's plenty of ply to go around.

512
00:26:11,100 --> 00:26:12,000
Wipe your holes.

513
00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:13,480
I'm going to go get a cuppa.

514
00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:14,620
Cappa cappa.

515
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:16,120
And I'll be back in a minute.

516
00:26:16,120 --> 00:26:17,560
When you're finished reading.

517
00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:20,240
But.

518
00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:21,800
Yeah.

519
00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:22,060
I mean.

520
00:26:22,120 --> 00:26:23,040
I used to be so powerful.

521
00:26:23,580 --> 00:26:23,900
But then.

522
00:26:24,120 --> 00:26:25,840
So many different things came into my life.

523
00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:26,760
Pellegrino.

524
00:26:27,220 --> 00:26:27,700
Goose.

525
00:26:29,780 --> 00:26:31,540
And this little chimp.

526
00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:33,100
Called Mr. Tickles.

527
00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:34,860
Which I bought for my son.

528
00:26:34,860 --> 00:26:35,560
Arhar.

529
00:26:36,060 --> 00:26:37,100
His 15th birthday.

530
00:26:39,300 --> 00:26:42,060
Which was probably the best present I thought at the time.

531
00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:44,380
Fast forward.

532
00:26:45,340 --> 00:26:47,160
Two and a half months later.

533
00:26:48,940 --> 00:26:50,620
And he's sleeping with my wife.

534
00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:55,080
And now we're divorced.

535
00:26:57,560 --> 00:26:58,060
But.

536
00:26:59,740 --> 00:27:03,880
It's looking a little bit cozy and rosy now.

537
00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:07,060
As I move into the freaking Fooker.

538
00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:09,260
Right behind Mr. Red here.

539
00:27:09,780 --> 00:27:10,380
Schwalbacher.

540
00:27:11,180 --> 00:27:12,260
Big big daddy.

541
00:27:12,860 --> 00:27:13,800
Coming hard.

542
00:27:15,060 --> 00:27:15,620
And fast.

543
00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:17,520
Into the apex bender.

544
00:27:18,460 --> 00:27:19,160
Apex twin.

545
00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:22,420
Selected ambient works there.

546
00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:25,000
A lovely bit of texture.

547
00:27:26,340 --> 00:27:27,840
Seminal electronica.

548
00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:32,460
And that's how I utilize the last bend.

549
00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:33,540
That's how I roll.

550
00:27:33,540 --> 00:27:35,480
And this is probably going to be a fucking.

551
00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:37,240
If this is not.

552
00:27:38,420 --> 00:27:38,940
Silver.

553
00:27:39,120 --> 00:27:41,140
It's going to be a real tasty bronze.

554
00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:43,100
As we go.

555
00:27:43,420 --> 00:27:44,420
Hard and fast.

556
00:27:44,780 --> 00:27:50,160
Must be a reason why I've just got a pension.

557
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:54,560
Must be a reason why I invest in hedge funds.

558
00:27:55,060 --> 00:27:57,820
Must be a reason why I've just got a pension.

559
00:27:58,620 --> 00:28:01,620
Must be a reason why I've paid an investment.

560
00:28:02,180 --> 00:28:04,000
It's almost 6 o'clock.

561
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:14,780
Look at this.

562
00:28:14,780 --> 00:28:14,780
Look at this.

563
00:28:15,780 --> 00:28:16,520
What?

564
00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:16,700
What?

565
00:28:16,700 --> 00:28:17,740
What?

566
00:28:17,740 --> 00:28:19,740
*laughs*

567
00:28:23,740 --> 00:28:24,740
*Gasp*

568
00:28:44,740 --> 00:28:46,740
It's almost six o'clock.

569
00:28:46,740 --> 00:28:47,740
*laughs*

570
00:28:59,740 --> 00:29:00,740
It's almost six o'clock.

571
00:29:00,740 --> 00:29:04,740
Time to get down to your local Mercedes dealer and ask about test drive.

572
00:29:04,740 --> 00:29:05,740
Jimmy the Spank.

573
00:29:05,740 --> 00:29:07,740
Thank you Jimmy the Spank.

574
00:29:07,740 --> 00:29:09,740
Fucking hell.

575
00:29:09,740 --> 00:29:13,740
That does not reflect what was going on there.

576
00:29:13,740 --> 00:29:15,740
Fucking Barrow Roll.

577
00:29:15,740 --> 00:29:16,740
The Red Baron.

578
00:29:16,740 --> 00:29:18,740
Baron Von Richtelven.

579
00:29:18,740 --> 00:29:21,740
Oh fucking hell.

580
00:29:21,740 --> 00:29:22,740
It's almost six o'clock.

581
00:29:22,740 --> 00:29:24,740
Noah thank you very much.

582
00:29:24,740 --> 00:29:27,740
Where can I apply for the Zurich Life Insurance?

583
00:29:27,740 --> 00:29:29,740
Well, Noah there's a few places.

584
00:29:29,740 --> 00:29:32,740
You can hit up the interweb.

585
00:29:33,740 --> 00:29:37,740
I just go onto zurich.ie.

586
00:29:37,740 --> 00:29:38,740
Um.

587
00:29:38,740 --> 00:29:40,740
Failing that.

588
00:29:40,740 --> 00:29:41,740
I mean.

589
00:29:41,740 --> 00:29:43,740
Where could you go?

590
00:29:43,740 --> 00:29:44,740
*burp*

591
00:29:44,740 --> 00:29:46,740
Zurichburp.ie

592
00:29:46,740 --> 00:29:48,740
Maybe zurichburp.ie

593
00:29:48,740 --> 00:29:52,740
Or you can come see me later on Keyholder.

594
00:29:52,740 --> 00:29:55,740
They're a South Dublin branch.

595
00:29:55,740 --> 00:29:56,740
*burp*

596
00:29:56,740 --> 00:29:58,740
Zurichburp.ie

597
00:29:58,740 --> 00:30:00,740
Fucking zurichfailure.ie

598
00:30:00,740 --> 00:30:01,740
It's almost six o'clock.

599
00:30:01,740 --> 00:30:02,740
Stinks.

600
00:30:02,740 --> 00:30:05,740
Absolute stink machine.

601
00:30:07,740 --> 00:30:08,740
I don't believe it.

602
00:30:12,740 --> 00:30:14,740
I'm Connor Williams.

603
00:30:14,740 --> 00:30:16,740
Welcome to Drive Time.

604
00:30:16,740 --> 00:30:18,740
I'm just back from the Fallon and Byrne.

605
00:30:18,740 --> 00:30:20,740
Corporate Gorge-a-thon.

606
00:30:22,740 --> 00:30:26,740
Where I was treated to an all expensive paid nosh up.

607
00:30:26,740 --> 00:30:29,740
With any choice of beverage I desired.

608
00:30:29,740 --> 00:30:31,740
And bottlingless Grey Goose Mimosas.

609
00:30:31,740 --> 00:30:33,740
As an optional bonus Bev.

610
00:30:35,740 --> 00:30:39,740
Goose, juice and two smoking barrels of Iberian ham later.

611
00:30:39,740 --> 00:30:43,740
I was fucked up and strung out in a premature goose cloud.

612
00:30:44,740 --> 00:30:47,740
Lying back on the marble worktop down the deli counter.

613
00:30:47,740 --> 00:30:51,740
Taking chunky chomps of soft, luxuriant smoked Gouda.

614
00:30:52,740 --> 00:30:55,740
And washing it down with unlimited cab salve.

615
00:30:56,740 --> 00:30:58,740
The concoction hit me hard and fast.

616
00:30:58,740 --> 00:31:01,740
Inspiring a terrific moment of clarity.

617
00:31:05,740 --> 00:31:06,740
And self-importance.

618
00:31:06,740 --> 00:31:08,740
Who here fears death? I shouted.

619
00:31:08,740 --> 00:31:11,740
Holding aloft a lengthy piece of chorizo.

620
00:31:12,740 --> 00:31:15,740
Swinging it round my head like some kind of meaty lasso.

621
00:31:15,740 --> 00:31:19,740
The crowd which it assembled consisted of mid to elite tier salary drones.

622
00:31:19,740 --> 00:31:23,740
From the legacy finance and investment sectors.

623
00:31:23,740 --> 00:31:25,740
Based in the city centre.

624
00:31:25,740 --> 00:31:29,740
And dispersed with numerous up and coming millennial bug chasers.

625
00:31:29,740 --> 00:31:31,740
Fresh out the Grand Canal box.

626
00:31:31,740 --> 00:31:33,740
For an eight hour cyber graft.

627
00:31:33,740 --> 00:31:35,740
In either Facebook, Google or Twitter.

628
00:31:35,740 --> 00:31:39,740
The de facto holy trinity of the modern age.

629
00:31:39,740 --> 00:31:43,740
Who here fears death? I shouted.

630
00:31:44,740 --> 00:31:45,740
Go home you drunk.

631
00:31:45,740 --> 00:31:47,740
Mumbled a lady wearing a repeal jumper.

632
00:31:47,740 --> 00:31:50,740
And a pink folly raven conch and backpack.

633
00:31:50,740 --> 00:31:52,740
Much to the smirky.

634
00:31:52,740 --> 00:31:53,740
Mirth.

635
00:31:53,740 --> 00:31:54,740
Mirth.

636
00:31:54,740 --> 00:31:55,740
Over involuntary assembled co-workers.

637
00:31:55,740 --> 00:31:57,740
Shut your hole!

638
00:31:57,740 --> 00:31:58,740
Shouted Zonad.

639
00:31:59,740 --> 00:32:02,740
Quenching any anally retentive discord from the millennial.

640
00:32:03,740 --> 00:32:04,740
Millennials.

641
00:32:04,740 --> 00:32:05,740
Who ironically.

642
00:32:05,740 --> 00:32:06,740
Would probably use the app discord.

643
00:32:06,740 --> 00:32:07,740
Later on.

644
00:32:07,740 --> 00:32:09,740
To share their dissatisfaction.

645
00:32:09,740 --> 00:32:11,740
With my moment of glory.

646
00:32:12,740 --> 00:32:13,740
Zonad is coarse.

647
00:32:13,740 --> 00:32:15,740
But like a good friend.

648
00:32:15,740 --> 00:32:16,740
He had my back.

649
00:32:16,740 --> 00:32:18,740
And softened the cough of the tech pussies.

650
00:32:18,740 --> 00:32:21,740
With all the volatility of a snapping rattlesnake.

651
00:32:22,740 --> 00:32:24,740
I fear nothing but death itself.

652
00:32:26,740 --> 00:32:27,740
I shouted.

653
00:32:27,740 --> 00:32:28,740
Realising that I'd fucked up.

654
00:32:28,740 --> 00:32:30,740
Cause I was so drunk.

655
00:32:31,740 --> 00:32:32,740
And then said.

656
00:32:32,740 --> 00:32:33,740
I'm sorry.

657
00:32:33,740 --> 00:32:33,740
I meant to say.

658
00:32:33,740 --> 00:32:34,740
I fear nothing.

659
00:32:34,740 --> 00:32:35,740
But fear itself.

660
00:32:38,740 --> 00:32:40,740
Then I followed that up with another caveat.

661
00:32:40,740 --> 00:32:41,740
But even then.

662
00:32:41,740 --> 00:32:42,740
I don't fear fear.

663
00:32:42,740 --> 00:32:43,740
Because I'm covered.

664
00:32:43,740 --> 00:32:45,740
And my family are covered.

665
00:32:45,740 --> 00:32:47,740
In the event of my unfortunate demise.

666
00:32:48,740 --> 00:32:49,740
By Zurich.

667
00:32:52,740 --> 00:32:53,740
The crowd rudely kept eating.

668
00:32:53,740 --> 00:32:54,740
And tried to ignore.

669
00:32:54,740 --> 00:32:57,740
The Connor Williams shaped elephant in the room.

670
00:32:57,740 --> 00:32:59,740
Their ignorance was astounding.

671
00:33:00,740 --> 00:33:01,740
With that.

672
00:33:02,740 --> 00:33:04,740
I fucking kicked over the fucking sachet box.

673
00:33:05,740 --> 00:33:06,740
Took a chunk of Gouda.

674
00:33:07,740 --> 00:33:08,740
Said see you later.

675
00:33:08,740 --> 00:33:10,740
I fucked right off out of Fallon and Byrne.

676
00:33:10,740 --> 00:33:12,740
Took an Uber home.

677
00:33:12,740 --> 00:33:14,740
And went to bed in my underwear.

678
00:33:15,740 --> 00:33:18,740
It's almost six o'clock guys.

679
00:33:19,740 --> 00:33:23,740
Can't believe that last fucking lap.

680
00:33:24,740 --> 00:33:25,740
I got it.

681
00:33:25,740 --> 00:33:26,740
It's Connor Williams here.

682
00:33:26,740 --> 00:33:27,740
Former senior sales executive.

683
00:33:27,740 --> 00:33:28,740
Mercedes Ireland.

684
00:33:28,740 --> 00:33:29,740
Just on the off chance.

685
00:33:29,740 --> 00:33:31,740
You have a bit of spare change in the back pocket.

686
00:33:31,740 --> 00:33:31,740
Getting rid of this beautiful C-Class coupe.

687
00:33:31,740 --> 00:33:32,740
Nothing wrong with it at all.

688
00:33:32,740 --> 00:33:33,740
Good as new.

689
00:33:33,740 --> 00:33:34,740
Just had it resprayed there this morning.

690
00:33:34,740 --> 00:33:35,740
Rebuffed.

691
00:33:35,740 --> 00:33:36,740
Seriously rebuffed.

692
00:33:36,740 --> 00:33:37,740
New wheels.

693
00:33:37,740 --> 00:33:38,740
New tires.

694
00:33:38,740 --> 00:33:39,740
It's a complete 360 degree clean up on the car.

695
00:33:39,740 --> 00:33:40,740
That needed to happen.

696
00:33:40,740 --> 00:33:42,740
After a party at Zonad's last night got out of hand.

697
00:33:42,740 --> 00:33:43,740
A couple of his friends were over from London.

698
00:33:43,740 --> 00:33:43,740
A couple of Brit lads.

699
00:33:43,740 --> 00:33:44,740
Started getting a bit mouthy over the barbecue.

700
00:33:44,740 --> 00:33:45,740
I said who the hell are you guys?

701
00:33:45,740 --> 00:33:45,740
Lock stock and two fucking arseholes.

702
00:33:45,740 --> 00:33:46,740
One of them threw a slap.

703
00:33:46,740 --> 00:33:47,740
Last slap he'll ever throw.

704
00:33:47,740 --> 00:33:52,140
It's a complete 360 degree cleanup on the car that needed to happen.

705
00:33:52,740 --> 00:33:55,820
After a party at Zonad's last night got out of hand,

706
00:33:56,420 --> 00:33:58,960
a couple of his friends were over from London,

707
00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:02,840
a couple of Brit lads started getting a bit mouthy over the barbecue.

708
00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:05,340
I said, who the hell are you guys?

709
00:34:05,660 --> 00:34:07,440
Lock, stock and two fucking arseholes.

710
00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:10,820
One of them threw a slap, last slap he'll ever throw.

711
00:34:11,780 --> 00:34:16,440
Just had the boot refitted, a completely new boot refitted.

712
00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:17,660
So that's clean.

713
00:34:17,860 --> 00:34:19,780
No trace evidence at all.

714
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:22,320
Quick look at the interior at the front.

715
00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:24,400
It's fucking magical, guys.

716
00:34:24,860 --> 00:34:25,800
Heated seats.

717
00:34:26,580 --> 00:34:27,820
Feeling the heat at the moment,

718
00:34:27,980 --> 00:34:31,000
so really need to get rid of this quick sell today, tomorrow if you can.

719
00:34:31,500 --> 00:34:33,020
Bluetooth surround sound as standard.

720
00:34:33,160 --> 00:34:35,560
Comes in handy when you need to drown out the voices in your head

721
00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:37,280
telling you to fucking turn yourself in

722
00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:39,720
as you're driving hard and fast into the Wicklow Mountains.

723
00:34:39,820 --> 00:34:40,220
Give us a ring.

724
00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:41,100
Connor Williams.

725
00:34:41,220 --> 00:34:41,800
Thanks, guys.

726
00:34:42,260 --> 00:34:44,340
Enjoying the ride, Williams.

727
00:34:45,460 --> 00:34:47,080
It's almost six o'clock.

728
00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:54,680
I don't know if you've seen, if you saw the last lap there.

729
00:34:54,820 --> 00:34:57,420
I nearly made the silver.

730
00:34:57,420 --> 00:34:57,420
I nearly made the silver.

731
00:34:57,420 --> 00:34:58,420
There.

732
00:34:58,420 --> 00:34:59,420
There.

733
00:34:59,420 --> 00:35:00,420
There.

734
00:35:00,420 --> 00:35:01,420
There.

735
00:35:01,420 --> 00:35:30,420
*Sigh*

736
00:35:30,420 --> 00:35:59,420
Really nice lovely work there into the Fook and Skoogar. Now is look at that. Impresario. AMG range. Pure beautification. The overtaking maneuver of a beast. Into the Fall Reven Konkin backpack corner.

737
00:35:59,420 --> 00:36:07,420
Which was designed by none other than Stefan Edbert. The guards. The guards.

738
00:36:07,420 --> 00:36:17,420
*Sigh*

739
00:36:17,420 --> 00:36:19,420
*Sigh*

740
00:36:21,420 --> 00:36:23,420
*Sigh*

741
00:36:23,420 --> 00:36:24,580
That was the guards, guys.

742
00:36:25,140 --> 00:36:27,320
Apparently, uh...

743
00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:31,580
Some shit has gone down with Derek Buck.

744
00:36:32,300 --> 00:36:33,660
I mean, Derek Swing.

745
00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:40,620
There are ruminations and rumblings that he's gone mad with Hucklebook,

746
00:36:40,700 --> 00:36:42,760
and he's just gone Hucklebooking everywhere.

747
00:36:44,240 --> 00:36:48,900
There are rumors that he's been seeing guys up on Kalini Hill Pyramid

748
00:36:48,900 --> 00:36:51,200
doing the Hucklebook, private Hucklebook sessions.

749
00:36:52,860 --> 00:36:58,860
There we have. Someone's just sent that in from Twitter.

750
00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:04,560
Apologies, I didn't get your name, but there's something not right.

751
00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:07,500
Something not right at all.

752
00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:10,220
It's a beautiful part of the world as well, if you can get down there.

753
00:37:10,340 --> 00:37:11,700
And look! Look in the background!

754
00:37:12,860 --> 00:37:15,300
The Gaff Sorrento House.

755
00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:22,520
Would you believe it? Would you, Adam and Eve?

756
00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:27,180
I don't know what's gone into him.

757
00:37:29,100 --> 00:37:32,220
Derek, if you're watching, man, please, please, please come back.

758
00:37:32,300 --> 00:37:35,060
We love you, and we want you to Hucklebook back home.

759
00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:37,280
Mama Swing is scared.

760
00:37:37,460 --> 00:37:40,340
She's worried, and we just need you.

761
00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:40,520
It's very...

762
00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:44,060
It's dangerous up on top of Kalini Hill.

763
00:37:44,120 --> 00:37:51,280
If you get on top of that pyramid and Hucklebook, you could have a nasty fall, a nasty spill, and you could injure yourself.

764
00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:53,380
There'll be no more Hucklebook, and please come home.

765
00:37:55,700 --> 00:37:56,620
It's almost six o'clock.

766
00:37:56,620 --> 00:37:58,400
So I'm just going to speed up this lap here.

767
00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:03,520
How do I move on?

768
00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:06,180
How do I fast forward?

769
00:38:20,980 --> 00:38:23,780
I fucking don't know how to fast forward.

770
00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:32,480
Oh my God.

771
00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:38,380
Maverick Rhodes.

772
00:38:41,260 --> 00:38:42,940
Thank you very much, Maverick.

773
00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:44,720
Maverick Rhodes.

774
00:38:45,260 --> 00:38:46,380
Thanks very much.

775
00:38:47,540 --> 00:38:51,140
Have a sixer of Tesco Export Lager on me.

776
00:38:51,240 --> 00:38:51,940
Thank you very much.

777
00:38:51,980 --> 00:38:52,320
I will.

778
00:38:53,340 --> 00:38:55,040
It's almost six o'clock.

779
00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:56,480
Really appreciate that.

780
00:38:56,540 --> 00:38:56,920
Thank you.

781
00:39:00,720 --> 00:39:01,580
Kerry Murphy.

782
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:04,840
Kerry Murphy.

783
00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:07,940
Thanks very much for me, Connor Williams.

784
00:39:09,320 --> 00:39:10,540
Thank you very much.

785
00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:13,520
So we're just going to have a look here, guys.

786
00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:15,680
The last couple of minutes of the last race there.

787
00:39:16,500 --> 00:39:18,240
We came in hard and fast.

788
00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:22,480
On the last few big benders.

789
00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:25,160
Into the green hell we went.

790
00:39:27,380 --> 00:39:28,520
No pain, no gain.

791
00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:30,960
And you saw yourself there.

792
00:39:31,020 --> 00:39:34,340
As we came up to the last turn, we were piling up in seventh gear.

793
00:39:34,740 --> 00:39:37,520
Probably hitting the 250 km per hour.

794
00:39:38,020 --> 00:39:39,200
Here we are in the carousel.

795
00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:40,880
Having a bit of fun.

796
00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:42,000
Crystal swing cell.

797
00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:47,420
Hard to believe I was in automatic the whole way.

798
00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:49,920
It was a dream lap.

799
00:39:51,620 --> 00:39:52,840
A real dreamus.

800
00:39:53,480 --> 00:39:53,920
Dreamus.

801
00:39:54,540 --> 00:39:55,060
Screamus.

802
00:39:59,720 --> 00:40:01,500
It's almost six o'clock.

803
00:40:07,500 --> 00:40:10,760
I'm going to be driving this thing to Ivan Yates' later on.

804
00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:13,680
Because we not only have to finalize the book deal.

805
00:40:14,580 --> 00:40:20,000
But we do have initial concept art for the movie.

806
00:40:20,100 --> 00:40:21,420
Hard shoulder the movie.

807
00:40:22,060 --> 00:40:24,440
The Ivan Yates movie.

808
00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:26,980
Which I believe I can get for you now as well.

809
00:40:31,620 --> 00:40:34,060
I think we can get for you there, guys.

810
00:40:40,540 --> 00:40:41,780
Yeah, there we are.

811
00:40:42,540 --> 00:40:43,280
Great stuff.

812
00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:45,360
This was his idea as well.

813
00:40:47,580 --> 00:40:49,400
There will be consequences.

814
00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:49,420
There will be consequences.

815
00:40:49,420 --> 00:40:49,460
There will be consequences.

816
00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:50,820
Ivan Yates.

817
00:40:51,460 --> 00:40:52,260
Hard shoulder.

818
00:40:53,580 --> 00:40:59,020
And it's loosely based on the design of the equalizer.

819
00:41:00,460 --> 00:41:01,300
With Denzel.

820
00:41:02,180 --> 00:41:04,740
And he said he actually wanted to keep that template as well.

821
00:41:09,340 --> 00:41:10,580
I said to him, do you want it?

822
00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:12,100
We can just do a new one from scratch.

823
00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:12,660
He says, no.

824
00:41:12,720 --> 00:41:15,520
Just put my head on the equalizer one.

825
00:41:16,100 --> 00:41:17,060
And we showed him that.

826
00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:19,240
And I said, we might want to change.

827
00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:21,280
Because you've still got Denzel's hands.

828
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:23,820
So Denzel's hands in your face.

829
00:41:24,220 --> 00:41:25,160
And he said, no, keep it.

830
00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:28,060
I said, but his hands are black.

831
00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:31,040
He said, Yates just.

832
00:41:31,520 --> 00:41:33,880
Yates said, let's have black hands for the show.

833
00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:35,960
I was like, what?

834
00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:40,280
I thought, I mean, will that not take it out of reality?

835
00:41:40,420 --> 00:41:41,140
I said to Ivan.

836
00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:42,160
He said, no.

837
00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:44,860
In fact, it'll probably open up the audience even more.

838
00:41:45,300 --> 00:41:46,100
And that's Yates.

839
00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:49,480
Yates isn't like you and me.

840
00:41:49,620 --> 00:41:51,340
He thinks on a different level.

841
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:53,120
And that's how he rolls.

842
00:41:53,900 --> 00:41:56,540
He's just a complete 360 degree businessman.

843
00:41:56,980 --> 00:41:58,820
Always, always be closing, ABC.

844
00:41:59,440 --> 00:41:59,940
Here we go.

845
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:00,380
Look at this.

846
00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:01,880
This is the last straight.

847
00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:04,240
We came up hard.

848
00:42:04,740 --> 00:42:07,020
And we've got Nas playing on the stereo too.

849
00:42:08,020 --> 00:42:08,940
Watch this.

850
00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:10,560
Bit of bamboozlement.

851
00:42:11,500 --> 00:42:12,680
Coming right up.

852
00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:35,180
Wow, look at that.

853
00:42:35,180 --> 00:42:43,860
Zurich Mad Bastard.ie.

854
00:42:43,860 --> 00:42:47,360
Zurich Whiplash.ie.

855
00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:49,300
Zurich Whiplash.ie.

856
00:42:49,300 --> 00:42:56,300
Zurich Mad Bastard.ie.

857
00:42:56,300 --> 00:42:59,300
Ugh.

858
00:42:59,300 --> 00:43:04,300
Insane in the membrane.

859
00:43:04,300 --> 00:43:06,300
What can you do?

860
00:43:06,300 --> 00:43:08,300
What the fuck can you do?

861
00:43:08,300 --> 00:43:13,300
We'll give it another smash bang wallop.

862
00:43:13,300 --> 00:43:15,300
Thanks very much for tuning in everyone.

863
00:43:15,300 --> 00:43:18,300
This is Drive Time with me, Connor Williams.

864
00:43:18,300 --> 00:43:22,300
Anaconda G, thank you very much.

865
00:43:22,300 --> 00:43:24,300
I hope you're having a great day.

866
00:43:24,300 --> 00:43:25,300
Thank you very much for that.

867
00:43:25,300 --> 00:43:27,300
That's very kind of you.

868
00:43:27,300 --> 00:43:31,300
It's going towards the Zurich Pension.

869
00:43:39,300 --> 00:43:42,300
Really, really concerned about Derek Swing.

870
00:43:42,300 --> 00:43:44,300
Creamy Screamer too.

871
00:43:44,300 --> 00:43:48,300
Creamus Screamus on Network 2.

872
00:43:48,300 --> 00:43:49,300
Thank you very much.

873
00:43:49,300 --> 00:43:57,300
I was hoping that we'd actually be sinking a few Creamy Screamers and doing a few huckle bucks later on, but it just doesn't seem like that's going to happen.

874
00:43:57,300 --> 00:44:02,300
Last known sighting of Derek Swing on top of the pyramid on Kaliny Hill.

875
00:44:02,300 --> 00:44:03,300
Huckle bucking.

876
00:44:03,300 --> 00:44:06,300
Thank you very much, Swede.

877
00:44:06,300 --> 00:44:08,300
Sweetie baby.

878
00:44:08,300 --> 00:44:09,300
Thanks so much.

879
00:44:09,300 --> 00:44:09,300
Fowl Raven Coonkin.

880
00:44:09,300 --> 00:44:10,300
Uh.

881
00:44:10,300 --> 00:44:23,300
As we enter the Fowl Raven Coonkin backpack corner designed by none other than Mr. Tickles the Chimp.

882
00:44:23,300 --> 00:44:31,740
Folly Raven Kunkin Backpack Corner, designed by none other than Mr. Tickles the Chimp.

883
00:44:36,020 --> 00:44:41,640
Just, I'm worried for Derek, he's inclining that, I don't know how long I'm gonna...

884
00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:43,880
Ah, get out of my way!

885
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:47,460
Fucking neck of you.

886
00:44:47,460 --> 00:44:59,460
Thank you very much for that, Swedish Anaconda G, and Kremus Skremus.

887
00:45:00,140 --> 00:45:01,180
Very, very kind of you.

888
00:45:03,500 --> 00:45:08,940
That'll go towards a bit of fucking petrol later on when we're on the prowl looking for Derek Swing.

889
00:45:10,580 --> 00:45:13,460
He's heading northbound. Please, can anybody...

890
00:45:13,460 --> 00:45:19,780
If anybody can see, have seen Derek Swing, let us know.

891
00:45:25,980 --> 00:45:29,400
It was such a good week, we're having such a good week with Wimbledon.

892
00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:32,480
Going over to France for the weekend, for the tour.

893
00:45:34,900 --> 00:45:37,260
So we'll have plenty of Tour de France footage next week.

894
00:45:38,300 --> 00:45:39,220
But, uh...

895
00:45:40,900 --> 00:45:42,540
Eddie Hobbs coin as well.

896
00:45:43,160 --> 00:45:45,220
But the Derek Swing situation is really fucking...

897
00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:46,860
It's a head scratcher.

898
00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:47,980
Head melter.

899
00:45:49,580 --> 00:45:56,320
And only a week as well after Mama Swing fell off the actual Crystal Swarovski swing

900
00:45:56,320 --> 00:46:02,520
that she had mounted in the lobby of their house in Middleton.

901
00:46:04,520 --> 00:46:06,640
You know, so, I mean, that...

902
00:46:06,640 --> 00:46:08,640
She had to go and, uh...

903
00:46:09,280 --> 00:46:10,820
Get a fucking bandage on.

904
00:46:13,560 --> 00:46:17,040
Swarovski are fucking humming and haunt about the rebuild.

905
00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:22,140
I said, I mean, you're gonna...

906
00:46:22,140 --> 00:46:23,640
Swarovski...

907
00:46:23,640 --> 00:46:24,200
You're...

908
00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:25,500
This is Crystal Swing.

909
00:46:27,220 --> 00:46:27,620
This...

910
00:46:27,620 --> 00:46:29,700
You know, there's nothing...

911
00:46:29,700 --> 00:46:35,040
You have to go above and beyond the call of duty to accommodate these legends.

912
00:46:36,700 --> 00:46:39,400
And they were like, yeah, Connor, I'm sorry, we can't do it.

913
00:46:39,700 --> 00:46:41,020
I was like, you can fucking do it.

914
00:46:41,360 --> 00:46:42,420
You're fucking Swarovski.

915
00:46:43,260 --> 00:46:46,140
They've got African Babata staying there next Tuesday.

916
00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:49,320
It's almost six o'clock.

917
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:50,640
Whatever...

918
00:46:50,640 --> 00:46:51,640
Whatever he...

919
00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:52,640
He has done...

920
00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:56,880
It's bad, I know, but I mean, he's made some great hip-hop tunes.

921
00:46:59,840 --> 00:47:01,800
And now fucking Derek is fucked.

922
00:47:02,140 --> 00:47:02,640
I don't...

923
00:47:05,220 --> 00:47:05,640
It...

924
00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:06,780
The mind boggles.

925
00:47:07,100 --> 00:47:07,920
It really does.

926
00:47:08,220 --> 00:47:09,540
What has gotten into that guy.

927
00:47:09,920 --> 00:47:11,060
His whole life ahead of him.

928
00:47:11,700 --> 00:47:13,700
The best huckle-bucker this side of the hook.

929
00:47:14,960 --> 00:47:16,060
Fucking huckle-buckster.

930
00:47:17,140 --> 00:47:18,180
And Hobbs coin.

931
00:47:18,360 --> 00:47:20,960
Hobbs coin is gonna be a real scorch coin.

932
00:47:25,500 --> 00:47:26,840
Don't take my word for it.

933
00:47:32,500 --> 00:47:39,560
It's gonna actually be probably the biggest coin launch since the euro.

934
00:47:40,140 --> 00:47:41,700
And I know it's a crypto.

935
00:47:41,700 --> 00:47:43,160
It's fully decentralized.

936
00:47:44,160 --> 00:47:44,960
And it's...

937
00:47:44,960 --> 00:47:46,500
It's gonna actually skyrocket.

938
00:47:47,080 --> 00:47:48,360
And go to the moon.

939
00:47:50,220 --> 00:47:50,540
But...

940
00:47:50,540 --> 00:47:54,720
Physical manifestations of the coin are impressed at the moment.

941
00:47:56,720 --> 00:47:59,240
Eddie Hobbs has connections over at the coin printers.

942
00:47:59,240 --> 00:48:02,500
And Switzerland.

943
00:48:05,080 --> 00:48:06,140
And you know the Swiss.

944
00:48:06,220 --> 00:48:07,300
They have their money sorted.

945
00:48:07,440 --> 00:48:08,520
They have their fucking banks.

946
00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:09,360
They know...

947
00:48:09,360 --> 00:48:10,240
They know what they're doing.

948
00:48:11,940 --> 00:48:13,620
It's just touch and go now with Derek Swing.

949
00:48:13,680 --> 00:48:14,320
If we can get him...

950
00:48:14,320 --> 00:48:15,780
If we can find him...

951
00:48:16,780 --> 00:48:18,960
Everything's gonna be alright.

952
00:48:18,960 --> 00:48:25,060
It'd be great if Nas could be playing now.

953
00:48:26,160 --> 00:48:28,420
Because we had him on earlier on there at the replay.

954
00:48:28,580 --> 00:48:30,460
But it's not on during the track race meet.

955
00:48:31,740 --> 00:48:33,420
I like that Illmatic album.

956
00:48:33,760 --> 00:48:34,460
It's great.

957
00:48:34,880 --> 00:48:36,280
It's just fantastic.

958
00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:37,200
Seminal.

959
00:48:38,300 --> 00:48:41,260
And I'm really into my modern hip-hop as well.

960
00:48:42,400 --> 00:48:43,340
Kendrick Lamar.

961
00:48:43,960 --> 00:48:45,120
To Pimp a Butterfly.

962
00:48:45,680 --> 00:48:46,580
What can I say?

963
00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:48,960
Very Afrocentric.

964
00:48:50,140 --> 00:48:51,460
Very Afrocentric.

965
00:48:54,860 --> 00:48:55,900
But I can get...

966
00:48:55,900 --> 00:48:56,820
I can fuck with that.

967
00:48:56,960 --> 00:48:58,500
It's almost six o'clock.

968
00:48:58,500 --> 00:49:05,740
It's gonna be a gun.

969
00:49:06,160 --> 00:49:07,240
It's gonna be a juicer.

970
00:49:08,800 --> 00:49:09,780
Fucking goose machine.

971
00:49:09,920 --> 00:49:10,640
No, no, no, no, no.

972
00:49:14,460 --> 00:49:16,340
It's gonna be an absolute goose bloose.

973
00:49:17,160 --> 00:49:18,380
Goose juice in the hoose.

974
00:49:20,500 --> 00:49:21,740
It's a sweet little bender.

975
00:49:22,580 --> 00:49:23,400
As we take the rim.

976
00:49:24,460 --> 00:49:26,420
Tickling the apex with the fire stones.

977
00:49:26,420 --> 00:49:31,840
AMG range.

978
00:49:32,500 --> 00:49:33,760
KPMG car.

979
00:49:35,060 --> 00:49:37,340
KPMG Mercedes special edition.

980
00:49:38,320 --> 00:49:38,960
Investments.

981
00:49:40,300 --> 00:49:41,220
Stocks and shares.

982
00:49:41,360 --> 00:49:42,120
Sewing up the blocks.

983
00:49:42,440 --> 00:49:43,200
To sell rocks.

984
00:49:45,460 --> 00:49:46,300
Cracker cane.

985
00:49:48,080 --> 00:50:02,980
Don't put me in your box if you shit-eats tapes.

986
00:50:06,700 --> 00:50:07,300
Come on.

987
00:50:11,540 --> 00:50:12,980
I'm just spooking it, man.

988
00:50:14,180 --> 00:50:16,080
Yes. Train harder.

989
00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:19,820
It could be done. It could be done. It could be done.

990
00:50:19,860 --> 00:50:21,520
He's trying to block me off the pass.

991
00:50:21,820 --> 00:50:23,360
Not going to happen. 6.45.

992
00:50:24,180 --> 00:50:25,880
I've got 50 seconds.

993
00:50:26,020 --> 00:50:28,180
Now I've only got 35 seconds to make it.

994
00:50:30,060 --> 00:50:32,320
It could be another creamy, cheeky screamer.

995
00:50:32,780 --> 00:50:33,420
Let's do it.

996
00:50:34,120 --> 00:50:34,800
Let's do it.

997
00:50:35,560 --> 00:50:36,000
Hobbscoin.

998
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:48,980
Don't fuck it up my last time, cons.

999
00:50:49,300 --> 00:50:50,700
Don't fuck it up my last time, cons.

1000
00:50:50,780 --> 00:50:52,300
No, no, no, no. That's it. That's it.

1001
00:50:52,400 --> 00:50:53,980
Keep her fucking steady.

1002
00:50:54,340 --> 00:50:54,940
That's it, cons.

1003
00:50:55,460 --> 00:50:57,260
Go on, Connor. Go on, Connor.

1004
00:50:57,640 --> 00:50:59,840
Go on, Connor. You're going to do it, man.

1005
00:51:00,220 --> 00:51:00,820
Zonads.

1006
00:51:01,860 --> 00:51:02,920
Ocean Zonads.

1007
00:51:02,920 --> 00:51:16,120
It's almost 6 o'clock.

1008
00:51:17,060 --> 00:51:18,540
San Pellegrino.

1009
00:51:19,360 --> 00:51:20,740
You're almost 38.

1010
00:51:21,180 --> 00:51:22,060
Allianz.

1011
00:51:22,180 --> 00:51:23,380
Ivan Gates.

1012
00:51:23,760 --> 00:51:25,240
You're almost 38.

1013
00:51:25,620 --> 00:51:26,860
Network 2.

1014
00:51:27,460 --> 00:51:28,260
Dawkins.

1015
00:51:28,480 --> 00:51:29,380
Network 2.

1016
00:51:29,500 --> 00:51:30,080
Kalani.

1017
00:51:31,120 --> 00:51:32,040
What are you at?

1018
00:51:32,080 --> 00:51:32,960
Kill McCood.

1019
00:51:33,480 --> 00:51:34,480
Have you got a pension yet?

1020
00:51:34,600 --> 00:51:35,440
Sandiford.

1021
00:51:35,640 --> 00:51:36,720
Have you got a fucking plan?

1022
00:51:37,300 --> 00:51:38,000
Watch your dog.

1023
00:51:38,160 --> 00:51:38,160
Do it.

1024
00:51:38,240 --> 00:51:38,600
You're on.

1025
00:51:38,840 --> 00:51:39,720
Booter's town.

1026
00:51:39,780 --> 00:51:40,720
Where are you working now?

1027
00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:41,520
Seapoint.

1028
00:51:41,600 --> 00:51:42,440
Jabba, Jabba.

1029
00:51:42,500 --> 00:51:43,420
Blackrock.

1030
00:51:43,560 --> 00:51:45,020
Where are you working now, Jabba?

1031
00:51:45,020 --> 00:51:45,980
For C days.

1032
00:51:46,680 --> 00:51:48,000
Please tell me you're working now.

1033
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:48,660
One, one.

1034
00:51:48,740 --> 00:51:49,920
Please tell me you're working.

1035
00:51:50,940 --> 00:51:51,240
Four, each.

1036
00:51:51,240 --> 00:51:52,420
Gotta keep the money coming in.

1037
00:51:53,420 --> 00:51:54,180
Second dollar.

1038
00:51:54,180 --> 00:51:55,340
It's almost 6 o'clock.

1039
00:51:57,060 --> 00:51:58,260
It's gone 6 o'clock.

1040
00:51:58,260 --> 00:51:58,840
You stock.

1041
00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:00,060
Body in the boot.

1042
00:52:00,540 --> 00:52:02,180
Body in the boot today.

1043
00:52:02,260 --> 00:52:03,520
It's almost 6 o'clock.

1044
00:52:03,800 --> 00:52:08,860
Time to get down to your local Mercedes dealer and ask about test driving the new Mercedes.

1045
00:52:08,940 --> 00:52:09,700
Killian Willian.

1046
00:52:09,780 --> 00:52:10,660
Showing the commands.

1047
00:52:11,140 --> 00:52:11,740
Manson.

1048
00:52:12,940 --> 00:52:14,280
Thank you so much.

1049
00:52:15,480 --> 00:52:16,400
Killian Willian.

1050
00:52:16,780 --> 00:52:17,340
Thank you.

1051
00:52:17,340 --> 00:52:22,060
And everybody out there in the mainframe who supported me on this quest for silver.

1052
00:52:22,700 --> 00:52:24,060
You know what comes next.

1053
00:52:24,300 --> 00:52:25,480
It's almost 6 o'clock.

1054
00:52:25,800 --> 00:52:30,760
Time to get down to your local Mercedes dealer and ask about test driving the new Mercedes.

1055
00:52:30,760 --> 00:52:33,280
Favourite Yates, Konzo.

1056
00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:34,560
W.B.

1057
00:52:34,560 --> 00:52:35,680
Jack B.

1058
00:52:35,680 --> 00:52:37,240
Or the Ivanator.

1059
00:52:37,240 --> 00:52:44,080
I know I'd rather have a cold goose and juice with the Yateser than live on an island full of waffles.

1060
00:52:44,080 --> 00:52:46,260
Are some shite.

1061
00:52:46,860 --> 00:52:47,720
Thank you very much.

1062
00:52:47,840 --> 00:52:48,780
Did the Tour de France.

1063
00:52:49,440 --> 00:52:53,440
Boys Simon and Adam Yates share any relation to their namesake Ivan.

1064
00:52:53,900 --> 00:52:54,460
If so.

1065
00:52:55,300 --> 00:52:58,660
Do you anticipate that they purchase their juice with Hobbs coin?

1066
00:52:59,640 --> 00:53:04,620
Might there even be a Hobbs coin team on the world tour in the coming seasons?

1067
00:53:05,160 --> 00:53:05,980
We don't know.

1068
00:53:06,240 --> 00:53:09,240
We can only, only guess and speculate.

1069
00:53:09,760 --> 00:53:10,380
Yates and Quizzer.

1070
00:53:10,460 --> 00:53:11,460
But thank you so much.

1071
00:53:11,800 --> 00:53:12,960
And Killian Willian as well.

1072
00:53:13,360 --> 00:53:15,920
And everybody out there in the chat going wild for the silver.

1073
00:53:16,880 --> 00:53:17,940
You know what comes next.

1074
00:53:18,660 --> 00:53:20,560
Eddie Hobbs' bones is made out of it.

1075
00:53:21,420 --> 00:53:21,800
Yeah.

1076
00:53:21,960 --> 00:53:23,020
You know what I'm saying.

1077
00:53:23,420 --> 00:53:24,320
Gold, baby.

1078
00:53:24,320 --> 00:53:24,400
Gold.

1079
00:53:24,400 --> 00:53:25,560
It's almost six o'clock.

1080
00:53:25,860 --> 00:53:30,880
Time to get down to your local Mercedes dealer and ask about test driving the new Mercedes.

1081
00:53:32,060 --> 00:53:32,920
So sweet.

1082
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:34,320
Thank you so much, Silvertro.

1083
00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:37,520
Wow.

1084
00:53:37,920 --> 00:53:39,640
We've really come a long way.

1085
00:53:40,280 --> 00:53:41,740
We've really come a long way.

1086
00:53:43,800 --> 00:53:45,000
Cannot believe it, man.

1087
00:53:47,100 --> 00:53:48,000
Great day.

1088
00:53:48,980 --> 00:53:49,460
Fantastic.

1089
00:53:50,020 --> 00:53:51,100
That's picked up the week.

1090
00:53:51,100 --> 00:53:54,340
Connor with silver medal.

1091
00:53:54,480 --> 00:53:55,420
Thank you very much.

1092
00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:56,580
And you know what?

1093
00:53:56,640 --> 00:53:57,500
It's Thursday.

1094
00:53:58,040 --> 00:53:59,060
Tomorrow's Friday.

1095
00:53:59,900 --> 00:54:02,400
Then, you know, it's the weekend.

1096
00:54:03,260 --> 00:54:05,660
No one does a fucking tap on Friday.

1097
00:54:06,480 --> 00:54:09,320
So the weekend starts here.

1098
00:54:09,780 --> 00:54:11,080
As far as I'm concerned.

1099
00:54:12,400 --> 00:54:13,840
Fucking insaniac.

1100
00:54:14,840 --> 00:54:19,220
You haven't heard music until you've heard the voice of Ban Celebino.

1101
00:54:19,220 --> 00:54:31,880
Ban Celebino.

1102
00:54:39,880 --> 00:54:44,260
Ban Celebino.

1103
00:54:44,260 --> 00:54:44,260
Ban Celebino.

1104
00:54:46,260 --> 00:54:47,840
It's almost six o'clock.

1105
00:54:47,840 --> 00:54:50,260
The music of San Celebino.

1106
00:54:50,360 --> 00:54:55,480
Gonna go see him later on at the National Concert Hall with Zonad.

1107
00:54:56,680 --> 00:54:58,580
And Tickletronics as well.

1108
00:54:58,800 --> 00:54:59,500
Cannot wait.

1109
00:54:59,560 --> 00:55:00,280
It's gonna be great.

1110
00:55:02,460 --> 00:55:04,420
Unfortunately, Silver Hype.

1111
00:55:04,500 --> 00:55:05,840
Thank you very much.

1112
00:55:06,340 --> 00:55:07,420
Really appreciate it.

1113
00:55:07,420 --> 00:55:08,500
That's very, very nice of you.

1114
00:55:08,560 --> 00:55:09,460
Thank you very much.

1115
00:55:10,640 --> 00:55:12,260
Thanks so much, Silvdog.

1116
00:55:13,120 --> 00:55:15,360
If you want to pop into the brokership later on.

1117
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:17,220
We'll have a couple of goose shoots.

1118
00:55:18,640 --> 00:55:20,220
I'm out of fucking pension plan for you.

1119
00:55:20,340 --> 00:55:20,860
No bother.

1120
00:55:21,460 --> 00:55:22,340
No money down.

1121
00:55:22,820 --> 00:55:23,140
No.

1122
00:55:23,640 --> 00:55:24,040
Comma.

1123
00:55:24,520 --> 00:55:25,300
Money down.

1124
00:55:25,940 --> 00:55:26,920
Lionel Hullet's division.

1125
00:55:27,060 --> 00:55:28,400
It's almost six o'clock.

1126
00:55:29,460 --> 00:55:30,200
Bad news.

1127
00:55:30,280 --> 00:55:33,160
Unfortunately, though, this is a bit of a bittersweet moment for me.

1128
00:55:33,160 --> 00:55:35,220
Because we have it.

1129
00:55:35,760 --> 00:55:42,240
Word that there's been another sighting of Derek Swing, I'm afraid.

1130
00:55:43,020 --> 00:55:46,280
This time in Cabra.

1131
00:55:47,680 --> 00:55:49,660
Outside the homestead there.

1132
00:55:49,980 --> 00:55:51,140
Behind a Yaris.

1133
00:55:51,520 --> 00:55:55,340
He's being spotted giving the hucklebook behind a Yaris.

1134
00:55:56,800 --> 00:55:59,680
In Cabra.

1135
00:56:01,140 --> 00:56:02,100
Fucking hell.

1136
00:56:03,520 --> 00:56:04,940
I don't know what's going on, man.

1137
00:56:08,220 --> 00:56:08,820
Fuck.

1138
00:56:10,820 --> 00:56:12,460
I don't know what's going on with him.

1139
00:56:12,500 --> 00:56:12,980
Is he alright?

1140
00:56:13,980 --> 00:56:14,940
Does he need...

1141
00:56:14,940 --> 00:56:16,340
Can we get anyone down there?

1142
00:56:16,380 --> 00:56:17,640
Are there any boots on the ground?

1143
00:56:18,620 --> 00:56:20,740
We need boots on the ground, guys.

1144
00:56:21,440 --> 00:56:23,440
Can anybody get down to the homestead?

1145
00:56:27,660 --> 00:56:28,420
Derek, please.

1146
00:56:28,600 --> 00:56:30,220
Derek, if you're out there, please.

1147
00:56:30,660 --> 00:56:32,020
Please, please, please.

1148
00:56:33,240 --> 00:56:34,480
We need you to come.

1149
00:56:34,600 --> 00:56:35,980
Stop hucklebooking, man.

1150
00:56:36,240 --> 00:56:37,460
We need you to come back.

1151
00:56:37,980 --> 00:56:38,860
And sit down.

1152
00:56:39,480 --> 00:56:42,440
And take the fucking shoes off and fucking sit down, man.

1153
00:56:42,600 --> 00:56:44,020
Put a pair of sand slippers on.

1154
00:56:44,040 --> 00:56:44,820
It's almost six o'clock.

1155
00:56:45,640 --> 00:56:49,460
Derek, I've got a nice pair of sand pedalino slippers for you.

1156
00:56:51,840 --> 00:56:53,800
Made out of three key ingredients.

1157
00:56:54,580 --> 00:56:54,940
Sheepskin.

1158
00:56:55,660 --> 00:56:56,900
Panther sack for the soul.

1159
00:56:59,600 --> 00:57:02,220
And then lovely puppy fluff interior.

1160
00:57:02,820 --> 00:57:04,400
You slip your foot into that sunshine.

1161
00:57:05,080 --> 00:57:06,720
You won't want to do anything other than sit down.

1162
00:57:07,220 --> 00:57:08,660
Maybe watch today at Wimbledon.

1163
00:57:09,180 --> 00:57:09,840
Later on.

1164
00:57:10,300 --> 00:57:11,780
We'll crack open a sand pedal.

1165
00:57:13,540 --> 00:57:15,440
And just talk about what's going on with you.

1166
00:57:15,560 --> 00:57:16,560
Because, like, we're worried.

1167
00:57:16,620 --> 00:57:17,660
Everyone's worried out there.

1168
00:57:17,760 --> 00:57:18,600
Everyone on the chat.

1169
00:57:20,500 --> 00:57:21,280
I'm scared.

1170
00:57:25,640 --> 00:57:26,600
Thank you very much.

1171
00:57:26,600 --> 00:57:27,200
Thank you very much, Kowloon.

1172
00:57:28,100 --> 00:57:29,160
Thank you very much.

1173
00:57:32,160 --> 00:57:33,800
Look, it's going to be a good week.

1174
00:57:34,140 --> 00:57:38,340
We've still got Eddie Hobbs coin as well, which is going to be brilliant.

1175
00:57:38,460 --> 00:57:39,820
He's going to be there at the...

1176
00:57:39,820 --> 00:57:43,980
I might actually bring the Sam Pellicopter out later on.

1177
00:57:47,480 --> 00:57:49,680
Take that for a spin drive.

1178
00:57:50,720 --> 00:57:52,420
To pimp a gooser fly.

1179
00:57:53,360 --> 00:57:54,200
Thanks so much.

1180
00:57:55,280 --> 00:57:56,640
I live a simple life.

1181
00:57:57,040 --> 00:57:59,020
Sam Pell for breakfast, dinner, and tea.

1182
00:57:59,480 --> 00:58:04,080
It's dog-eat-dog here in the financial district of inner-city Leitrim.

1183
00:58:04,560 --> 00:58:06,200
It's fucking gooser bus.

1184
00:58:08,300 --> 00:58:09,540
Traction control coin.

1185
00:58:09,620 --> 00:58:10,020
Thank you.

1186
00:58:11,840 --> 00:58:12,240
Wait.

1187
00:58:12,380 --> 00:58:14,780
There wasn't any traction control on the last one, man.

1188
00:58:15,800 --> 00:58:16,860
Don't know what you're saying about that.

1189
00:58:16,900 --> 00:58:18,180
Trying to diminish the silver?

1190
00:58:19,420 --> 00:58:20,160
Neck of you.

1191
00:58:21,880 --> 00:58:22,280
Sorry.

1192
00:58:22,360 --> 00:58:23,100
To pimp a gooser fly.

1193
00:58:23,540 --> 00:58:24,700
It's gooser bust.

1194
00:58:24,840 --> 00:58:27,380
Popping down to Crystal Swingig tonight with the Yateser.

1195
00:58:27,820 --> 00:58:29,100
Spread the Zurich Bible.

1196
00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:33,120
Thanks very much to pimp a gooser fly and traction control coin.

1197
00:58:33,120 --> 00:58:34,860
And County Kowloon, boys.

1198
00:58:35,940 --> 00:58:37,560
And Anaconda G.

1199
00:58:37,560 --> 00:58:39,780
Fucking boom time.

1200
00:58:41,360 --> 00:58:42,120
Scared.

1201
00:58:42,320 --> 00:58:44,320
Scared of what's happening, Anaconda G.

1202
00:58:44,720 --> 00:58:45,920
Really scared.

1203
00:58:48,140 --> 00:58:53,200
The Pelicopter will be unleashed to try and find Derek Swing.

1204
00:58:54,140 --> 00:58:55,320
Don't forget.

1205
00:58:56,580 --> 00:59:00,440
Eddie Hobgoblin is going to be spending his goose coins.

1206
00:59:01,720 --> 00:59:02,100
Karen.

1207
00:59:03,240 --> 00:59:04,440
Thank you so much, man.

1208
00:59:06,520 --> 00:59:07,760
Milosh Karen, man.

1209
00:59:10,080 --> 00:59:10,560
Milosh.

1210
00:59:11,080 --> 00:59:11,540
Milosh.

1211
00:59:11,840 --> 00:59:12,380
Feel it.

1212
00:59:12,500 --> 00:59:12,860
Feel it.

1213
00:59:12,940 --> 00:59:13,740
Milosh, baby.

1214
00:59:15,360 --> 00:59:17,100
It's almost six o'clock.

1215
00:59:19,100 --> 00:59:20,420
It's almost six o'clock.

1216
00:59:20,680 --> 00:59:23,320
Time to get down to your local Mercedes dealer.

1217
00:59:23,460 --> 00:59:25,740
And ask about test driving the new Mercedes.

1218
00:59:25,740 --> 00:59:26,240
It's almost six o'clock.

1219
00:59:26,240 --> 00:59:28,360
It's almost six o'clock.

1220
00:59:28,360 --> 00:59:40,080
Thank you very much.

1221
00:59:40,080 --> 00:59:40,140
Thank you very much.

1222
00:59:42,280 --> 00:59:43,140
Anaconda G.

1223
00:59:43,620 --> 00:59:44,040
Karen.

1224
00:59:44,220 --> 00:59:45,320
What's the tune in the background?

1225
00:59:45,540 --> 00:59:46,700
Congrats on the silver.

1226
00:59:47,420 --> 00:59:49,500
It's the Gran Turismo menu music.

1227
00:59:50,640 --> 00:59:52,540
It's Gran Turismo's menu music.

1228
00:59:52,640 --> 00:59:55,940
You'll find it on the official soundtrack for Gran Turismo 5.

1229
00:59:57,120 --> 00:59:58,900
I can't remember the name of the tune.

1230
00:59:59,920 --> 01:00:01,820
But I'll tell you who can fucking play tunes.

1231
01:00:03,980 --> 01:00:05,620
This guy, Tommy Hoolan.

1232
01:00:07,360 --> 01:00:09,380
Who I was introducing there at the boiler room.

1233
01:00:10,120 --> 01:00:10,980
Bit of a goose cloud.

1234
01:00:11,060 --> 01:00:11,400
The one.

1235
01:00:11,600 --> 01:00:12,100
The holy.

1236
01:00:12,800 --> 01:00:13,240
Hoola.

1237
01:00:14,020 --> 01:00:14,380
Hoola.

1238
01:00:17,940 --> 01:00:18,900
Tommy Hoolan.

1239
01:00:22,040 --> 01:00:24,320
Word of advice there about a pension in his ear.

1240
01:00:24,740 --> 01:00:27,120
And then a blistering set.

1241
01:00:27,760 --> 01:00:28,200
Afterwards.

1242
01:00:30,180 --> 01:00:37,300
I'm a little upset with boiler room for leaving out my pension plan chat before the Tommy Hoolan set.

1243
01:00:37,400 --> 01:00:38,200
But what can you do?

1244
01:00:43,200 --> 01:00:44,180
Place was hopping.

1245
01:00:45,380 --> 01:00:45,900
And popping.

1246
01:00:45,900 --> 01:00:52,420
And also.

1247
01:00:52,420 --> 01:00:52,480
Let's go.

1248
01:01:20,080 --> 01:01:21,460
Gotta check this lot out.

1249
01:01:21,460 --> 01:01:26,540
Look at the fucking sesh.

1250
01:01:26,940 --> 01:01:27,740
Mad sesh.

1251
01:01:28,520 --> 01:01:30,360
That guy Tommy Schlug was there too.

1252
01:01:38,900 --> 01:01:40,320
Tune it for the silver.

1253
01:01:43,620 --> 01:01:45,180
It's almost six o'clock.

1254
01:01:45,420 --> 01:01:50,500
Time to get down to your local Mercedes dealer and ask about test driving the new Mercedes.

1255
01:01:51,220 --> 01:01:52,460
Eddie Irv coin.

1256
01:01:52,840 --> 01:01:53,840
Thank you very much.

1257
01:02:05,840 --> 01:02:07,160
It's almost six o'clock.

1258
01:02:07,380 --> 01:02:10,760
Time to get down to your local Mercedes dealer and ask about test driving the new Mercedes.

1259
01:02:10,760 --> 01:02:12,120
Thank you very much.

1260
01:02:12,120 --> 01:02:12,820
See you days.

1261
01:02:12,820 --> 01:02:29,800
Fairness to Tommy Schlug.

1262
01:02:29,800 --> 01:02:32,040
He could really mix the tunes.

1263
01:02:32,040 --> 01:02:52,320
Great stuff.

1264
01:02:52,560 --> 01:02:54,560
Great stuff there from Dart.

1265
01:02:54,800 --> 01:02:56,180
None other than Dart.

1266
01:02:56,500 --> 01:02:57,500
And Tommy Hoolan.

1267
01:02:59,500 --> 01:03:00,120
What a...

1268
01:03:00,120 --> 01:03:05,240
Sorry I had to change the tone there because it's almost six o'clock.

1269
01:03:05,240 --> 01:03:05,260
It's almost six o'clock.

1270
01:03:05,460 --> 01:03:09,140
But Eddie Hobb's coin is going to be launched next Tuesday weekday night at the Hibernian.

1271
01:03:09,240 --> 01:03:10,560
Stevens Green members only.

1272
01:03:10,920 --> 01:03:18,280
He's going to be arriving on the back of a solid steel gargoyle which levitates.

1273
01:03:18,880 --> 01:03:23,040
And he's going to be throwing out physical manifestations of Eddie Hobb Goblin coin.

1274
01:03:24,620 --> 01:03:27,020
Which is going to be an absolute blast.

1275
01:03:27,020 --> 01:03:28,880
An absolute blast.

1276
01:03:29,880 --> 01:03:32,920
And we're actually going to be playing a gig there as well.

1277
01:03:34,040 --> 01:03:46,100
And he's going to be playing a gig there as well.

1278
01:03:46,100 --> 01:03:51,380
And he really plays those stilettos and heels like a mad thing.

1279
01:03:52,380 --> 01:03:55,440
You can book us for weddings if you want.

1280
01:03:56,180 --> 01:04:00,240
We are available for all kinds of gigs.

1281
01:04:01,320 --> 01:04:02,300
And the name of the band?

1282
01:04:03,340 --> 01:04:04,880
Bed Hobbs and Broomsticks.

1283
01:04:05,980 --> 01:04:11,720
I also do a jazz trio with Jordan B. Peterson and Eddie Hobbs as well.

1284
01:04:11,960 --> 01:04:13,260
And sorry, Eddie Jordan.

1285
01:04:14,140 --> 01:04:15,300
Clean Your Blues.

1286
01:04:16,920 --> 01:04:19,500
It's the name of our album and main song.

1287
01:04:20,040 --> 01:04:22,080
But the name of our band there is Three Way.

1288
01:04:22,980 --> 01:04:24,880
So yeah, that's all happening.

1289
01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:25,980
It's going to be a great day.

1290
01:04:26,120 --> 01:04:36,560
And also I think Eddie Hobbs is going to be sacrificing a goat before launching Hobbs coin.

1291
01:04:37,420 --> 01:04:42,620
We're all going to drink the goat's blood from a chalice that he's going to hold aloft.

1292
01:04:43,460 --> 01:04:45,640
It'll have the blood in it and his face.

1293
01:04:45,640 --> 01:04:48,680
And I explained how this works yesterday.

1294
01:04:49,420 --> 01:04:57,760
Eddie Hobbs holds the goblet aloft and presses his face on the shaft of the goblet.

1295
01:04:58,000 --> 01:04:59,940
And it acts like a voodoo doll.

1296
01:05:00,840 --> 01:05:02,780
Pure voodoo doll.ie.

1297
01:05:03,640 --> 01:05:05,060
It's almost six o'clock.

1298
01:05:05,340 --> 01:05:05,980
That hurts him.

1299
01:05:06,160 --> 01:05:12,560
But it's a self-flagellistic kind of way of paying homage to what's about to happen.

1300
01:05:12,680 --> 01:05:13,000
The blood.

1301
01:05:13,100 --> 01:05:14,180
The drinking of the goat blood.

1302
01:05:14,580 --> 01:05:17,740
That's all going to happen at the Hibernian, Stevens Green.

1303
01:05:17,940 --> 01:05:18,860
A great place.

1304
01:05:20,820 --> 01:05:21,540
Great people.

1305
01:05:21,640 --> 01:05:22,240
Great times.

1306
01:05:22,560 --> 01:05:24,940
But yeah, let's get back on the road for another hit.

1307
01:05:26,140 --> 01:05:27,040
Hit or miss.

1308
01:05:27,260 --> 01:05:27,940
Stick or twist.

1309
01:05:28,160 --> 01:05:30,800
I mean, are we going to go for gold here, guys?

1310
01:05:30,840 --> 01:05:31,520
I'm not sure.

1311
01:05:32,040 --> 01:05:32,800
I'm not sure.

1312
01:05:33,260 --> 01:05:34,720
But let's try it one more time.

1313
01:05:35,100 --> 01:05:40,540
It's almost six o'clock.

1314
01:05:40,540 --> 01:05:44,880
Time to get down to your local Mercedes dealer and ask about test driving.

1315
01:05:44,880 --> 01:05:45,640
New Mercedes.

1316
01:05:45,640 --> 01:05:51,640
anaconda g thank you so much

1317
01:06:00,760 --> 01:06:09,640
it's almost six o'clock anaconda g that's going on hobbs coin complete 180 degree turnaround

1318
01:06:10,680 --> 01:06:17,240
hobbs united thank you so much let the boom time let the boom time brilliant stuff there

1319
01:06:17,800 --> 01:06:19,000
what's this we've got another

1320
01:06:21,880 --> 01:06:27,720
is that right sorry sorry sorry oh god no

1321
01:06:30,360 --> 01:06:31,240
no way

1322
01:06:35,560 --> 01:06:36,920
it's derek again

1323
01:06:39,240 --> 01:06:41,640
the cops are here and the cops are driving by again

1324
01:06:45,240 --> 01:06:49,400
he's not he's been he's been seen at the apple green on the m4

1325
01:06:51,800 --> 01:06:59,160
can anybody has anybody got is anybody out near enfield can anybody get out to enfield quick

1326
01:06:59,160 --> 01:07:07,000
hard and fast he's in the apple green service station there beside the burger king he's about to flick a

1327
01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:12,920
fucking double cheeseburger with his foot please we need to get we need to get someone out there and

1328
01:07:12,920 --> 01:07:15,160
who is this guy taking advantage of swing

1329
01:07:16,840 --> 01:07:17,320
oh

1330
01:07:17,320 --> 01:07:23,480
what the fuck this just gets worse and worse and worse this really just gets worse guys

1331
01:07:26,840 --> 01:07:27,200
Fuck.

1332
01:07:28,980 --> 01:07:29,300
No.

1333
01:07:31,680 --> 01:07:33,320
We're going to have to drive the pain away.

1334
01:07:33,920 --> 01:07:35,520
Anaconda G, thank you very much.

1335
01:07:35,820 --> 01:07:36,780
Eddie Irv coin.

1336
01:07:37,260 --> 01:07:38,640
Boxes of Cobra Toxin.

1337
01:07:39,060 --> 01:07:40,020
Connor Williams.

1338
01:07:40,440 --> 01:07:41,420
I-C-O.

1339
01:07:42,580 --> 01:07:44,900
I stuck on some tunes for you there, man.

1340
01:07:44,940 --> 01:07:45,840
Hopefully that was enough.

1341
01:07:46,320 --> 01:07:47,240
Short but sweet.

1342
01:07:53,180 --> 01:07:54,060
Gold coin.

1343
01:07:54,260 --> 01:07:55,860
We're going for the Eddie Hobbs gold standard.

1344
01:07:55,860 --> 01:08:02,080
What the fuck is Derek doing, man?

1345
01:08:03,200 --> 01:08:04,620
Derek and the Dominoes.

1346
01:08:06,100 --> 01:08:07,860
The fucking Dominoes are falling.

1347
01:08:08,360 --> 01:08:09,080
One by one.

1348
01:08:09,660 --> 01:08:13,520
The Crystal Swing tour is going to be kaput.

1349
01:08:16,040 --> 01:08:18,900
We had scheduled a fucking Crystal Swing bang.

1350
01:08:19,640 --> 01:08:20,820
For the afters.

1351
01:08:21,160 --> 01:08:22,280
After the Hobbs launch.

1352
01:08:22,280 --> 01:08:28,500
Fucking clackety-clookety-clack-clack.

1353
01:08:32,500 --> 01:08:34,560
It's all gone down the Anaconda G.

1354
01:08:37,180 --> 01:08:39,380
Can somebody get out to Enfield, please?

1355
01:08:43,780 --> 01:08:44,680
Fucking hell.

1356
01:08:45,020 --> 01:08:46,120
Hobbs coin is bust.

1357
01:08:46,460 --> 01:08:47,140
It isn't bust.

1358
01:08:47,220 --> 01:08:47,680
It's not-

1359
01:08:47,680 --> 01:08:50,480
Sorry, I'm getting confused here.

1360
01:08:50,560 --> 01:08:51,180
Derek-

1361
01:08:51,180 --> 01:08:54,820
If Derek isn't there at the fucking launch of Hobbs, that was one of the keys.

1362
01:08:54,820 --> 01:08:55,900
It's almost six o'clock.

1363
01:08:55,900 --> 01:09:02,900
What's he doing?

1364
01:09:03,540 --> 01:09:05,060
He's throwing it all away.

1365
01:09:07,020 --> 01:09:08,820
And who's that fucking Egypt with him?

1366
01:09:09,420 --> 01:09:10,100
Egging him on.

1367
01:09:11,120 --> 01:09:11,960
Taking pictures.

1368
01:09:14,480 --> 01:09:23,080
I told Derek, the only thing you have to think about is fucking chillaxing the cacks and getting ready for the Hobbs coin extravaganza.

1369
01:09:23,600 --> 01:09:24,680
Everyone's onto it, man.

1370
01:09:24,680 --> 01:09:37,000
I mean, it's not like it's a- It's not rocket science.

1371
01:09:39,160 --> 01:09:44,460
Even athletes at the top of their game take breaks so they're ready to come back.

1372
01:09:44,540 --> 01:09:46,780
They come back fully loaded.

1373
01:09:46,780 --> 01:09:47,160
It's almost six o'clock.

1374
01:09:47,160 --> 01:09:48,060
Ready to go.

1375
01:09:48,520 --> 01:09:49,260
Ready to blow.

1376
01:09:49,260 --> 01:09:49,260
Ready to blow.

1377
01:09:49,260 --> 01:10:01,340
But we can't think about that now as we enter the fucking twisty tooger.

1378
01:10:03,980 --> 01:10:05,280
It's almost six o'clock.

1379
01:10:05,280 --> 01:10:08,600
Recklessly piling into the fucking outstretch.

1380
01:10:09,360 --> 01:10:11,520
A real Lando Norris chuckle fest.

1381
01:10:14,040 --> 01:10:16,000
As we go into the fucking squeaker.

1382
01:10:17,280 --> 01:10:20,320
Nice and- And liqueured up.

1383
01:10:21,600 --> 01:10:23,280
With just a taste of goose.

1384
01:10:23,780 --> 01:10:26,220
Which is always there in the glove box, but never touched.

1385
01:10:26,780 --> 01:10:27,460
Or tasted.

1386
01:10:30,460 --> 01:10:31,280
Maybe a sniff.

1387
01:10:31,500 --> 01:10:32,400
You're allowed that.

1388
01:10:32,560 --> 01:10:33,360
But no taste.

1389
01:10:33,780 --> 01:10:34,600
I said taste there.

1390
01:10:34,660 --> 01:10:35,120
I meant a sniff.

1391
01:10:36,740 --> 01:10:37,900
Never ever drink a drive.

1392
01:10:38,020 --> 01:10:38,500
Guys.

1393
01:10:38,820 --> 01:10:39,520
It's drive time.

1394
01:10:46,400 --> 01:10:46,880
Fuck.

1395
01:10:55,060 --> 01:10:56,280
Get out of my way.

1396
01:10:58,780 --> 01:11:00,740
I think we broke the back of the green hell.

1397
01:11:01,560 --> 01:11:04,840
Which means, from here on in, it's silver or bust.

1398
01:11:05,620 --> 01:11:06,120
It's-

1399
01:11:06,120 --> 01:11:07,560
Oh, fuck.

1400
01:11:07,600 --> 01:11:07,920
It isn't.

1401
01:11:08,140 --> 01:11:08,620
It isn't.

1402
01:11:08,900 --> 01:11:09,220
It isn't.

1403
01:11:12,280 --> 01:11:13,760
It isn't silver or bust.

1404
01:11:14,720 --> 01:11:19,760
it's almost six o'clock hate her to get down to your great time see days dealer and ask about

1405
01:11:19,760 --> 01:11:30,080
test driving the new mercedes drive can you play the king of my castle thing yeah i will i will i

1406
01:11:30,080 --> 01:11:41,520
will be a reason why i've just got a pension must be a reason why i invest in hedge funds must be a reason

1407
01:11:41,520 --> 01:11:54,400
why i've just got a pension must be a reason why i've made an investment in jurek john jurek john john john

1408
01:11:54,400 --> 01:12:05,760
jurek john it's almost six o'clock we're actually going to be launching zurich john.ie for john

1409
01:12:07,760 --> 01:12:09,600
who's having a rough time at the moment

1410
01:12:12,800 --> 01:12:19,360
since the untimely demise of his father after falling off the mighty eiger

1411
01:12:19,360 --> 01:12:32,880
which is one of the most unforgiving climbs in europe it's not as tall as the matterhorn

1412
01:12:36,320 --> 01:12:45,920
oh or a few a good few other mountains they're taller than it in switzerland but uh

1413
01:12:47,760 --> 01:12:50,640
it's definitely probably one of the hardest climbs

1414
01:12:53,440 --> 01:13:00,160
in the world i mean i've done it free soloing myself uh just before i did el cap

1415
01:13:01,520 --> 01:13:09,760
there a few years ago i free soloed that uh and i actually taught alex honnold how to climb how about

1416
01:13:09,760 --> 01:13:17,280
that but he me off i was gonna not only did i teach him how to climb el cap

1417
01:13:17,280 --> 01:13:30,800
without any rope i said to him alex do you know what i am a fucking shit hot d.o.p and i want to make a movie of you climbing the fucking thing

1418
01:13:31,680 --> 01:13:38,240
he said sound let's do it we get to principal photography it's almost six o'clock i'm shooting the principal shots

1419
01:13:40,320 --> 01:13:48,640
and uh i'm halfway up the fucking mountain with him i've got two red raven cameras strapped to each shoulder

1420
01:13:50,000 --> 01:14:01,920
um which were on a contraption designed by geppetto sexton the great carl zeiss disciple of the bavarian

1421
01:14:01,920 --> 01:14:15,280
and i have two gopros strapped to my eyeballs and i can't see where i'm going i can only see through the le the lcd display

1422
01:14:16,160 --> 01:14:21,440
which when pressed up against my eyeballs really is just a mishmash of colors

1423
01:14:23,680 --> 01:14:32,400
and i thought this was a novel and experimental and boundary pushing envelope pushing way of making

1424
01:14:32,400 --> 01:14:39,680
a movie about a man climbing a mountain without a rope alex honnold unfortunately didn't see uh things

1425
01:14:39,680 --> 01:14:48,640
my way we got to halfway up el capitan and he says connor it took us two days to get up here man it's

1426
01:14:48,640 --> 01:14:56,880
not gonna it can't take that long i said i'm working on it alex you're you brought me up here

1427
01:14:57,840 --> 01:15:01,440
did you see all the luggage i'm carrying i don't see you carrying anything

1428
01:15:03,120 --> 01:15:06,160
it's almost six o'clock sacks me sacks me halfway up the mountain

1429
01:15:06,160 --> 01:15:18,400
fucking back sacking crack get out of my way i said you're worse than that snake anderson the phantom thread

1430
01:15:22,000 --> 01:15:28,640
i just shouted to the runner that i'd uh brought with me i said gavin he was down at the bottom of el cap

1431
01:15:28,800 --> 01:15:38,640
it's like gavin get up here now help me get these fucking ravens down it's almost six o'clock

1432
01:15:38,640 --> 01:15:44,960
it's fucking bronze it's bullshit i think the story about el cap has really just made me sick as well

1433
01:15:44,960 --> 01:15:53,440
as derek and the dominoes we've had oh for fuck's sake but we've not got another one it's almost six o'clock

1434
01:15:54,160 --> 01:16:00,640
not a fucking another one is there god i'm sorry guys he's been he's been seen again where is he this time

1435
01:16:03,920 --> 01:16:04,800
where the fuck's that

1436
01:16:08,080 --> 01:16:09,120
that's the enfield one

1437
01:16:11,440 --> 01:16:12,800
fucking portal dolman

1438
01:16:15,200 --> 01:16:19,840
that count that's that's claire that's down somewhere i've never been down that far

1439
01:16:20,480 --> 01:16:26,160
county claire he's given he's doing the fucking hucklebook in front of a portal dolman which is

1440
01:16:26,160 --> 01:16:36,560
ancient that's fucking what's that 3500 bc the neck of him and who is this guy

1441
01:16:39,120 --> 01:16:46,480
i'm just fucking just fucking had it today i've had it it's almost six o'clock time to get down to your

1442
01:16:46,480 --> 01:16:52,720
local mercedes dealer and ask about test driving the new mercedes thank you very much miles

1443
01:16:56,720 --> 01:16:59,360
fucking hell man it's almost six o'clock

1444
01:17:10,080 --> 01:17:19,440
jimmy jews thank you very much jimmy jews thank you very much

1445
01:17:26,160 --> 01:17:29,440
and miles miles dungan

1446
01:17:32,400 --> 01:17:34,480
nav and town council thank you very much

1447
01:17:35,840 --> 01:17:44,720
really appreciate the sweet sweet zurich superannuation

1448
01:17:48,720 --> 01:17:50,640
cork city on the rise

1449
01:17:52,720 --> 01:17:58,320
far further thank you very much it's always great you always leave us something sweet to read when you

1450
01:17:58,320 --> 01:18:06,880
far further thank you very much some mind some mind peasant was trying to ask me what the conversation

1451
01:18:06,880 --> 01:18:11,840
what the conversion rate of hobbs coin would be at the launch i told him he should worry about the

1452
01:18:11,840 --> 01:18:20,080
conversion rate of those septic words leaking from his mouth cage pathetic almost punched him for even

1453
01:18:20,080 --> 01:18:27,200
talking to me sorry to hear about that far hopefully you can get further on and past that at least at the

1454
01:18:27,200 --> 01:18:33,600
very least at least you're not fucking derek swing at the moment it's in a bit of a pickle down by a portal dolman

1455
01:18:34,080 --> 01:18:40,480
down in county claire one week before the magnificent launch of hobbs coin

1456
01:18:41,360 --> 01:19:01,200
he decides to pull that it's absolutely disgusting it's very very inconsiderate of him uh his mother and myself we're not together or anything but he's we we're both in business with him and uh we're we're absolutely sickened very sickened

1457
01:19:01,200 --> 01:19:10,800
one week before hobbs going one week disgusting and it's not it's it's something which we need to

1458
01:19:10,800 --> 01:19:14,640
rectify we're gonna have to have words with him

1459
01:19:17,040 --> 01:19:21,200
we're gonna have to have big time words big time words guys

1460
01:19:24,880 --> 01:19:33,600
connor williams thank you very much for watching today's drive time all of you every one of you the

1461
01:19:33,600 --> 01:19:39,600
weekend is upon us it's seven o'clock crack open a nice sand sand pail for yourself

1462
01:19:42,160 --> 01:19:44,560
just enjoy what's left of the evening

1463
01:19:47,040 --> 01:19:54,160
you've been amazing you've been amazing it's sad about derek sorry it's just really fucking throw me off

1464
01:19:54,720 --> 01:20:04,400
meant to be a great day the silver trove in the back pocket and all i can think about is the hucklebook down by the portal dolman

1465
01:20:05,040 --> 01:20:15,520
the hucklebook outside the homestead in cabra the hucklebook the m4 services in enfield the hucklebook top of klein hill

1466
01:20:16,560 --> 01:20:22,640
disgusting thanks everybody for watching and tipping and everything away keep tipping away yourselves best of luck

1467
01:20:22,640 --> 01:20:27,440
god bless see you later

1468
01:20:32,560 --> 01:20:38,960
welcome back everybody the highlights here wimbledon with me connor williams on network two we've got query

1469
01:20:39,680 --> 01:20:48,000
against nadal if you have any queries about who this guy is then don't ask me because i've never heard of the guy but he's made it to the quarterfinals

1470
01:20:48,560 --> 01:20:51,920
this is his chance now to get a lovely sammy

1471
01:20:51,920 --> 01:20:59,360
he's not pulling any punches is he jordan he's doing well he's cleaned his room he's cleaned his balls

1472
01:21:00,400 --> 01:21:09,120
nadal doesn't know what this guy's about he does now iberian smash ham cured meat stinky feet

1473
01:21:10,800 --> 01:21:15,840
i gotta help out of that nadal will take that all day long we're hitting the queer balls

1474
01:21:15,840 --> 01:21:25,600
yep business as usual for nadal knows what it is to be a man i actually met nadal at the seance we were

1475
01:21:25,600 --> 01:21:36,160
holding last night in serena williams's airbnb he was really dry actually yeah yeah he was like he's a great

1476
01:21:36,160 --> 01:21:44,000
player now i'm not a bit of crack out of him at all you know we were all goosed up where was that serena's

1477
01:21:44,000 --> 01:21:51,440
you were there you're mapping all right yeah i didn't drink i didn't want to drink well you certainly

1478
01:21:51,440 --> 01:22:01,440
had me fooled anyway you know i i stay away from alcohol i exercise and eat meat eat meat and i cry

1479
01:22:02,160 --> 01:22:06,800
spent two hours having a hate cry yeah do you do that alone

1480
01:22:08,400 --> 01:22:15,840
yeah usually i just go into the bathroom and stick on footage of things that make me triggered

1481
01:22:17,520 --> 01:22:26,720
and i call you up like a trigger a pistol trigger i get a hard arm what yeah get a hard on and

1482
01:22:27,840 --> 01:22:36,320
pretend that's a trigger that i have to pull what are you on a bill and i do that tantricly for about 20 hours

1483
01:22:37,440 --> 01:22:44,320
until i reach a heightened state of pleasure known as trigger tromix i start to make music with my mouth

1484
01:22:48,080 --> 01:22:56,080
go on give us a blast okay okay it's all right you can put a beat to that

1485
01:23:04,160 --> 01:23:11,520
oh no we missed the end of the game the dal the spanish iberian peninsula has taken it to the queer eye for the straight guy

1486
01:23:12,720 --> 01:23:19,280
more of this in the future meet connor williams jern b on network two thanks

1487
01:23:19,280 --> 01:23:49,260
Thank you.
